jim cramer’s ikea haiku


when cramer was poor

he lived on sweedish meatballs

adrenaline now .

haiku writes itself

a gentleman and scholar

who’s GG Larouche?


he speaks in 5 -7 -5

great news for AMGEN.

ALON ringing bell

free market for gasoline

sell oil overseas.

jim cramer will wake you up

“morning in haiku”

jim cramer wakes you

larry david keeps you up

marathon til three.

prostate man stomping

ceiling of paper mache

interfering men.
things his parents said

trousers slacks, ishkabibble

will emulate jim.

call me anything

don’t call me late for dinner

poor boy but good boy.
do haiku wake you


listless tiresome feeling.

slumber’s little joke

bottom pillow moves to top

how did this happen.

phoport’s photograph

cow asking for oreo

already has milk.

jim cramer’s ishkabibbel cat haiku

Ish Kabibbel Cat
he didn’t pay dividends
needed attention.

found a loving home
with family who has time
meeting kitty needs.

kitty pyramid
self actualization
cat nip for the mind.

(later update from
Ish Kabibbel Cat after
story went to bed):

visits cramer kin
rosh hoshannah yom kippur
leading a dog’s life.