bob’s burgers:daily special part II

bob’s special of the day: mary hartman-which ,mary hartman-which
more larry david special burgers:
funkhauser nut burger with almond walnut and cashew
don’t play wagner at my wedding or on your lawn chia seed bagelburger
richard lewis meditation yogi urt burger served on a benadryl brownie
alta kocher chronicburger with shwag (guaranteed to keep the opthomologist away)
my dry cleaner put a hole in this burger, burger
abe vigoda gefilte “fish” burger on pumpernickel

family guy specials:
gouda night everybody loves robert loggia(served on focaccia w/ melted gouda)
you made me love you johnny muldoon tickle the ivory key lime burger
stew ie d tomato on a peter bilt burger
brian swings with nat’s frim fram sauce w/ ausen fay burger and chafafah on the side
harry bel a fontina cheese burger
12/30

bob’s burgers : specials of the day, part I

(bob’s burgers I ūüôā swallow this capistrano pastrami burger
once upon a thyme veggie burger
albert r broccoli-burger
kosher dil et tante burger
salmon ella fitzgerald burger
is you is or is you ain’t my baby bel cheese burger?
casey anthony newley wed burger
put a sockeye salmon in it burger
obsessive culinary delight OCDburger
anchovy pasties burger
squash your dreamburger
nat king cole slaw burger
meet you in kentucky bourbonburger
not mushroom at the inn burger
Adam eme and new year’s Eve burger
olivia pope john paul ring o onion burger

larry david burgers:
don’t use the carpool lane on game day venison-burger
my wife may be crashing but my cable is down right delicious burger
have it your way narcissist burger

(for the blackboard behind bob 12/29)

all i want for hanukkah is olivia pope

it’s that time of year.well, no ¬†it’s a different time, every year.you have to look at the jewish calendar or an american calendar and subtract a day.only¬†four more shopping days¬†or¬† if you are reformed five more shopping days.so hard to find a good parking place.the lines at the mall are unbelieveable.the hanukkah decorations are beautiful,if you can find any decorations. macy’s has so many dreidel ornaments to hang on your tree, but you don’t have a tree. unless… you are married to someone who is christian.there must be a lot of interfaith marriages.why else would macy’s have so many different hanukkah, chridtmas tree ornaments.bloomingdales always has chocolate covered apples with royal blue ribbons. i like to decorate with these, because i haven’t seen any new hanukkah decorations ,since¬†1st ¬†grade. godiva likes to wrap candy boxes in blue ribbon also. that magically turns them into chanukkah gifts.

you watch for all of the channukkah shows on food tv ,instead of the normal brisket and potato latkees… they had thanksgving dinners¬† almost 24/7 for a week, but all you can find are shows about pork loins and crab bisque.i guess it’s a kosher crab from myrtle beach;the crab who tried to eat me.oh well , maybe the chefs are reformed, also.life in america is easier if you are reformed.

it’s almost time to watch the many ¬†hanukah movies and figure out where to hide the presents.my favorite holiday movie is Mixed Nuts ,where adam sandler sings his hanukkah song and ,and ….are there any other holday movies?someone invite larry david to dinner and make a new chanukah movie, and a new song, also .i only know three: adam sandler’s song , dreidel, dreidel ,dreidel and on the first day of hanukkah, my true love gave to me; a crisis manager named olivia pope.

Too Many Freak Accidents in Orange County

a little girl ,ashton jojo comes to florida to celebrate her 11th birthday and dies in a freak accident, that is still being investigated.dogs die from chew snacks, that turn to cement, when saliva touches them. a few weeks ago, they were talking about more¬† dogs dying from doggie treats for a second time, by the same company.maybe these aren’t accidents. who would know, not to reach into a pond for a ball or that you can’t give your dog certain treats?

and now black bears¬†seem to be ¬†running around all over orlando.they enjoy the city, trees in neighborhoods, front yards, museums, apartments and i believe they were taken off the endangered list today.people are going to be on that list soon.i lost track of how many bears: first¬†, there¬†was the bear who, in march ,bit terri gurley on her sit upon,then two seperate bears that were tranquilized in trees¬†.then another who wasn’t tranquilized , but allowed to sit at the museum and wander to homes, after that two were caught on video¬†fighting in someone’s front yard and yesterday three little bears , also on film were running through the woods to a neighbor’s house, the neighbor of the cameraman.these are the bears¬†i have seen, on tv.someone told me today, on the news¬†last night, there was a baby bear in a garage and his mother finally figured how to open the garage, but this was in california, maybe orange county california?

last week two people were struck by lightning, one at the beach and another on a golf course.i was on a golf course , during a hurricane once, in a hail storm ,with¬† someone i¬†have ¬†written ( if they would like to have it ) a very true, funny, larry david , curb your enthusiasm episode about, after the police made 500,000 people leave myrtle beach and he wouldn’t go, not until they turned¬† off ,the electricity .then , we went to the golf course.why would there be hail.