not late haiku television 8

“three rocks two fingers
and a splash of water Frank
had this every night”

commercial / Frank Sinatra
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“he didn’t need lipstick
on his face for proof
he knew he’d been kissed”

Gracie Allen
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” a very important meeting
how to destroy
our competitors”

The Good Wife
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“oh Chichi I’ll do
anything if it means you’re
mentally balanced”

Marie Barone
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“WE oh no you had
your chance to be we for like
a year and a half”

Leonard / Big Bang Theory
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“your smoke alarm’s
going to start beeping at two
forty one a m ”

Person Of Interest
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” I think it would be
better if we just let things
happen naturally”

The Middle

“I don’t know but could
you need it right now just to
get me through the day”

Ray Barone / Everybody Loves Ray
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“look my heart breaks
for you and your family
and what you have gone through”

“it’s a little bit
early in our investigation
to know that”

Blue Bloods
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“whatever you just
did for him you won’t ever
have to do again”

Law And Order SVU

for every state haiku tv 8 & country

“that’s my mother
mona lisa is the girl
nat king cole sings about”

Gracie Allen/ painting of Mona Lisa
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“if if’s and buts were
candy and nuts we’d all have
a merry christmas”

Sheldon
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“i have a rather
remarkable collection
of wine and handcuffs”

Mom
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“and of those three months
how long have you been a
demented sex pervert”

Sheldon to Mom

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“Brick that was cute
at the block party but we’d all
had a lot of beer”

The Middle
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“those two i wish they’d
just get a room already”
pretend didn’t say

Benson / SVU
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” i only repeat
myself once in twelve hours
you caught me on it”

The Millers
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“if he’s not retired
why does he buy his pants
at the pharmacy”

Robert Barone

who said that

who said everything
happens for a reason not
marilyn monroe

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that which does not kill
us makes us stronger another
stupid saying

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everytime i hear
these idiotic expressions
infuriates

until a few months ago, i thought “everything happens for a reason” was some religious saying. then i discover marilyn monroe quoted this,from probably someone else in this lifetime. people give her credit.

it was probably charles lederer , screenwriter ,who said this first, not the heavens, a human person.
people have been fooling me, saying this to me , all of my life .
lederer was jewish and irish ,so why do people always use this to try to convert me.

what in the world would marilyn monroe know about philosophy. neither do i, but heaven help the next person , who says this to me. you guessed :out the window they go.
i mean if you break both legs in an accident ,then you are in pain for the rest of your life, you are weaker.
you have a new fear of cars. i have never broken anything, but i have been in so many car wrecks, i think i have the right to say this.

if it doesn’t kill you over & over ,you don’t become stronger, but angrier, fearful,sad…maybe if it happens once.but the expression doesn’t say once. it is used in the plural ,whenever i hear this.

i place them together , because they go together. they are said at the same time, even though Fredrich Nietzsche said the latter.


* i wasn’t going to use this today & then three minutes ago, some psychopathic coach on law and order SVU just said “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”,so now i’m mad and i have to say this. that coach belongs under the prison. i am so tired of all the sociopaths on tv.

i’m going to make a tv show where nothing bad ever happens. everyone is always happy. no one is ill.an entire channel is what i want.

haiku tv V like chanel

“why must you fight with
your model if you have to fight
fight with your wife”

Gracie Allen

“i’ve had three kids you know
these were not just for show
these were working breats”

Debra / Everybody Loves Ray
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“we’re taking the hit
but blaming me i thought we
had each other’s back”

Benson on Law & Order SVU
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“i’d like a bottle
of your eight dollarest please”
your finest wine sir

Brooklyn 99
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“oh doctor hartley
doris under sedation
is christmas enough”

Mr. Peterson on Bob Newhart
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“i like the way you
laugh at that likes it not a
possibility”

The Trip
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” she’s been going on
about that thing like it’s king
tut’s golden undies”

Frank Barone on Everybody Loves Ray
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“which one is starsky
well obviously the one
on the driver’s side”

Raising Hope
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“he used to walk
on his tiptoes so he wouldn’t
wake himself up”

(sleepwalking) Gracie Allen
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“look how cute you look
in your little pajamas
got a back trap door”

Everybody Loves Ray
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