it’s raining men haiku television ten

“is it too much
to hope that you and i might
cross paths again someday”

The Closer
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“with another mouth
to feed he’s got to keep his
ear to opossum hole”

Charlene / Andy Griffith
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“he had a loan company
but he missed a payment
they took it back”

George & Gracie
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“why in G-d’s name
would i need to dream about
another woman”

Modern Family
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“sometimes i sit at
mr. j’s desk with no pants on
little victory”

The Middle

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“when i got married
i didn’t get a family
got a freak show”

Debra Barone
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“he dances with bears
and if he dances backwards
he knows he’s a male”

Gracie Allen
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“how can i trust you
when you don’t trust anyone
you’ve got to trust me”

Person Of Interest
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“all the books they’ve got
in the library and that’s
the one you picked”

Brick’s father / Love Story / The Middle

“walter there’e a thin
line between love and hate and
you’re erasing it”

Maude
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“i want peter florrick
all you have to do
testify against him”

The Good Wife

“do you want me to
show you how to do this
so you don’t hurt yourself”

dance / Jake on Brooklyn 9-9

haiku tv where you want to be

“i always hear people
brag about how their carpet
matches their drapes ”

Raising Hope
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“i want to kiss you
but what about your husband
can kiss him later ”

Maude
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“let’s go talk about
your case the case of how you
got so damn sexy ”

`
“happy birthday you
sly old fox how many spankings
is it this year”

Brooklyn -99
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” don’t punish yourself
at least you are deep enough
to know you’re shallow ”

`
“what are you going
to do force me to bring back
your dead relatives ”

Frasier
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“you once picked a fight
with your own reflection after
having only two ”
(beer)
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“everybody hang
on to Dottie’s seat belt it’s
the only good one ”

the Middle
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“just last week i helped
a prince from Nigeria
track down his fortune ”

Mike & Molly

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“i do have a
favorite and it’s you
girl please no seriously”

(favorite child – Dick Butkus)

The Neighbors

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“the way we see it
a man is only as big
as gun he carries ”

Family Guy “Death Lives”
NRA or some fictitious gun group
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