II conscious pairings


show me a handsome man
and i’ll show you a woman
who loves him.

“show me a beautiful
woman i’ll show you a
man” who is tired.

six tiny birds
land on railing next to me
precise second

must remember me
yesterday fed rice krispie
cerael treats.

“what the heck was that
was windows xp skype
but how can it be

because you are here
yours doesn’t do that
helicopter taking off”.


what to buy the man
who has everything
a piece of the berlin wall.

sherman hemsley socks
but then HSN asks you
talk to sherman.

barely conscious stream

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deviled crabs
tiny pitchforks chasing you
across the sand.

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rice krispie treats
falling in bikini top
uncomfortable.

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married on beach
dolphins are your witnesses
miami dolphins.

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smith party of six
party of five
one died in line.

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“Pyramid Scheme”

send us picture
imaginary money
we make blogging ?

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my father said
“good thing you aren’t
allergic to money”.

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you’re in a pickle
i can’t help you
i hate vinegar.
.
cucumbers are
notorious for heartburn
double negative.
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“you hold your liquor
better than i do peggy.
long island iced tea”.
.
i hold my liquor
just like the next man
with my hands.

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watch out for
piranha in jacuzzi
he hasn’t eaten.

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tropical depression
sadness because summer
left the building.

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“They Give To Me”
haven’t ever
given anyone anything
contagious.

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“which ad experience
do you prefer”
none nada zip.

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where were you
when the lights went out ?
in a haiku.

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“No More Alimony”
Art Cashin

” ben bernanke flies
over your house drops
million dollars”.

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“Walking on Beach”

like to turn around
make sure no one following
shouting haiku.

not just the beach , men shopping too

“They were Twenty”

“it’s like you’re in love
with her i thought you were
in love with me man”.

“second time you
run into her ” then a third
and a fourth.

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this is my title & a haiku :

Country music star
ice cream section talking
whiskey on the Phone :

“just put a nipple
on a gallon jug
and hand it to him”.