haiku tv where you want to be

“i always hear people
brag about how their carpet
matches their drapes ”

Raising Hope
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“i want to kiss you
but what about your husband
can kiss him later ”

Maude
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“let’s go talk about
your case the case of how you
got so damn sexy ”

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“happy birthday you
sly old fox how many spankings
is it this year”

Brooklyn -99
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” don’t punish yourself
at least you are deep enough
to know you’re shallow ”

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“what are you going
to do force me to bring back
your dead relatives ”

Frasier
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“you once picked a fight
with your own reflection after
having only two ”
(beer)
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“everybody hang
on to Dottie’s seat belt it’s
the only good one ”

the Middle
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“just last week i helped
a prince from Nigeria
track down his fortune ”

Mike & Molly

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“i do have a
favorite and it’s you
girl please no seriously”

(favorite child – Dick Butkus)

The Neighbors

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“the way we see it
a man is only as big
as gun he carries ”

Family Guy “Death Lives”
NRA or some fictitious gun group
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