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“oh not so it really is
turnaround tuesday
pretty impressive”
“there was not a memo
for a bake off with nardella
get memo”
“The bears are in a
cave in a den and it’s
claustrophobic right now”
“it’s like we don’t want
tuna with good taste we want
tuna that tastes good”
–
Josh on CNBC
“market behaving
perfectly rationally
sector by sector”
“Turn Around” Lyrics
“where are you going
my little one turn around
and you’re a young man”
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people would rather
believe lies than honesty
pyramid schemes
Sociopaths run the world
and they always will
unless we stop them
looking for targets
tv was part of his name
dog in airline seat
saying don’t watch tv
one thousand people like
i say watch tv
he followed me
no reason to follow me
not liking anything
really the first clue
why would you go to tv
follow everyone
my name is errin
spelling that means i watch tv
you silly bloak
shall i change my name
motivate me to give you
money and power
i will give you pech
another joke of father
yiddish for nothing
i could be wrong
motivation money success
but i don’t think so
have you ever heard
any good coming from the word
motivation
hitler david koresh
waco mark sanford
governor of S C
president bush caused
everyone i knew to lose
half of their money
including myself
i was there and i watched
losing a lot more
listening lobbyist
attorneys writing speeches
in jacuzzi
know nothing politics
watching guy on tv
like sociopath
before elected
i turned out to be correct
seldom occurring
he didn’t lose sleep
beheading of daniel pearl
anything after
slouching on podium
we don’t negotiate
relaxed cucumber
i’m still horrified
pain and fear of blades closing in
heartless leader
the word beheading
gives me chills and hurts my heart
obsessive nightmare
you didn’t even try
to save that poor man
much less rest of country
“if everyone holds hands
Gilead does it because
Kumbaya stock”
“Tesla CEO
he wants world domination
I want you to die”
“was once offered
a job at a major teaching
university”
“If You Can Believe That”
betting it was Harvard
where you went to school
–
Tyler Mathisen
“should you sell your house
your adolescent children
we’ll answer all that”
–
very hard listening
they are throwing haiku
catching left and right
–
hi i’m a narcissist
don’t like anything you wrote
just come read me
i never intend
to like or to even read
anything you write
(some may have other
reasons they may not know the way
to read your blog)
follow me a year
read everything i write
i never learned manners
it’s too bad no one
who i am talking about
will ever read this
i actually get
very angry and i say
go jump in the lake
when they follow me
i say go jump in the lake
almost every day
sometimes i just think
oh great another pyramid
sociopath
they are just so sweet
dying to make you money
their mission in life
when in fact they are
scheming to take your money
so they can be rich
“make money blogging”
run away when you see this
“empower”, “simple”
they wear sunglasses
sometimes husband and wife pic
woman and baby
just an avatar
nothing to the right of pic
together good clues
i am so dizzy
you know you want to say this
who the heck are you
you cannot stop me
i am going to say this
wish it had been you
change your name daily
pyramid scheme some such crime
stewie griffin quote
“if it wasn’t right
the first 10 times you said it
why would it be now”
if you aggravate me
you’re going out the window
risk entering
–
Yesterday
“i said something wrong
now i long for yesterday
easy game to play”
Beatles
tell your doctor if
there’s a change in body hair
as opposed to what
can you do the math
five am trying to sleep
commercial appears
if you take this pill, this is what the doctor needs to know? first of all the expression body hair is so annoying.where else would someone have hair if not on their body ? and second, that’s what’s important to tell the dr? i don’t think so, but okay dr, i took this pill & my mexican hairless grew an updo last night.or i was getting ready to open this coconut after i took this pill & he acquired a blue mustache.it scared me so badly, i had to take another pill, a purple pill for heartburn, which then gave me leaky gut syndrom, another horrible name & hey they don’t list that for side effects in the purple commercial,or what it means in layman’s terms,losing ability to absorb vitamins from vegetables, but that’s another story.
perhaps this would happen & then i would be thrilled to tell the dr.hey doc i have had curly hair all my life but i took this pill & awoke with straight hair. in this case she would be thrilled & buy stock in the company. i would too.this would be important.we would market the pill and put the crazy kiosk girl at the mall out of business.
what would george carlin say to this girl.one day you walk by this hair straightening device & they put the business in a place where you have to pass it ten times…the owner will not leave you alone.please, please let me show you how beautiful your hair would be….(oh i know i spent two hours at graham webb international ,with 1 person on each side & then an hour at the chiropractor across the street many, many days. people say my hair is beautiful , even when you fall down the stairs & it’s taped to the ems board at the hospital & i say are you kidding me).okay just be quiet already.have your fun,but i don’t want turbo silk.then he tapped his magic wand & i became cinderella.how can you resist when he tells you the price is $1 & guarantees a new one if it breaks.you think oh sure ,you will still be in business & at tyson’s mall.
a year goes by & he is still there,and you can’t go without straightening your hair, to make him happy.
on the lower level, in the new addition, there is another kiosk in a bad place. bad , because you have to keep walking by devices to CURL your hair.you walk as far away as possible , because the girl keeps trying to grab you. i will not look at you. why do they always think i am their mark.i try to look mean & think mean to myself . you are an idiot if you are too dumb to see i just spent thirty minutes straightening my hair with turbo silk from the guy upstairs and have the nerve to ask me if i would love to have curly hair and not two minutes ago , a woman on the escalator in bloomingdale’s said your hair is beautiful.and if you dare to ask , you will be leaving through the window , also.and she did, but i didn’t.
*only the $1 was changed to protect his true price,which is different for every person.
why is it quiet
i didn’t have to do math
because it’s raining
i didn’t have to
wake at five to count how many
hours til eight
i can take a pill
a tranquilizer to sleep
wake and tell doctor
if my hair is straight
or curly when i wake up
it’s so important
what would we do without
commercials telling us
what is important
cheerleading camp
band formation schools of fish
choreography
.
practicing flashes
who’s on top who pays under
pyramid schemes
.
leader starts cheer
promising fish free dinner
making a straight line
.
they go left then right
never getting anywhere
form circle of trust
.
no such pyramid
leader will lose his life
larger shark waiting
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Thrift Shop
Macklemore :
” twenty dollars in
my pocket ” “a cold ass
honkey ” “this is awesome ”
” i call that getting
swindled and pimped
those flannel zebra jammies “
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deviled crabs
tiny pitchforks chasing you
across the sand.
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rice krispie treats
falling in bikini top
uncomfortable.
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married on beach
dolphins are your witnesses
miami dolphins.
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smith party of six
party of five
one died in line.
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“Pyramid Scheme”
send us picture
imaginary money
we make blogging ?
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my father said
“good thing you aren’t
allergic to money”.
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you’re in a pickle
i can’t help you
i hate vinegar.
.
cucumbers are
notorious for heartburn
double negative.
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“you hold your liquor
better than i do peggy.
long island iced tea”.
.
i hold my liquor
just like the next man
with my hands.
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watch out for
piranha in jacuzzi
he hasn’t eaten.
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tropical depression
sadness because summer
left the building.
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“They Give To Me”
haven’t ever
given anyone anything
contagious.
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“which ad experience
do you prefer”
none nada zip.
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where were you
when the lights went out ?
in a haiku.
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“No More Alimony”
Art Cashin
” ben bernanke flies
over your house drops
million dollars”.
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“Walking on Beach”
like to turn around
make sure no one following
shouting haiku.
last september
what do you want from me
everything i try.
first day dollar bill
potato chip change only
see you tomorrow.
i have six quarters
choosy potato chips now
saying dollar bill.
day three i have both
are you playing games with me?
you don’t want either?
try again august
eight dollar bills liking two
after ten tries.
lady watches me
gave up second attempt
exasperated.
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“Money”
Pink Floyd
“money , get away
grab that cash with both hands
and make a stash”
every day of life
do A should have done B.
and if you do B,
A’s what you should have done .
and if you do both
it’s still wrong.
why my father called her sis hopkins, i don’t know.my grandmother called her vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
i called her aunt semmie.
she left 600,000 .00 to each of her 5 sisters & brothers or their family,which turned out to be, 10 nieces & nephews.
the funny part begins: she drove a pontiac i am in a photo with , when i was 7 & she had the same car 30 years later.she left my brother , my sister & i 200,000 each.she had to have at least 6 million dollars, before taxes were taken out at 55% .i think it was because my father bought her stock, because she couldn’t have made that workng at mr. shirt with him: This was his hobby. he retired when i was one & took me to the stock market every day for a year, but then bought a men’s shirt store.
one day i asked aunt semmie when she was 83 , why she didn’t buy a dishwasher? my father bought my grandmother this house many years before i was born & aunt semmie’s husband died before i was born, so she lived there.it was apparently built before dishwasher & washers & dryers. every sunday after shoneys or ihop, sunday school, wendy’s or hardees , my father & i went to visit.i walked across the street with her to the laundromat and asked why she didn’t have a washer then , but years later i found out you can wire the house for these things.
so i ask the question again & she said miss worry, “don’t you think if i wanted one i would buy one”.
NO i don’t.shortly after this question, a brain tumor from cigarettes caused her to leave over 6 million dollars to her nieces & nephews.
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“All Blues”
“sea and sky and you
and I all blues,some blues
are sad some are glad”.
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