seven am heilou
fourth day four hour cat nap
it’s avon calling
are you kidding me
avon calling myrtle beach
vacation condos
where’s security
no girl scout cookies but this
my tranquil birthday
no one lets me sleep
repeating hellou hellew
it’s avon calling
i open my eyes
to find edward scissorhands
i was not amused
although i did laugh
because it had seemed so real
awake pudding proof
will i ever learn
keep channel on tv land
quiet mayberry
you should never go
on vacation because something
bad will happen
Die Hard(s) (me)
`
“they were out of
sixteen milimeter so i
got you two eights”
Gracie Allen film for son
`
“i can’t be impossible”
“i exist” “you mean
i’m improbable”
Sheldon on Big Bang Theory
`
“‘Fishy Bass Film’ sea
it now on a Scale of one
to ten it’s a ten”
Dr. Katz
`
“no no you’re not
bothering us we’re just making
out bills and crying”
Bob Newhart to his reverend ,may be rerun
`
“you know it’s still
our anniversary i was
hoping you’d say that”
White Collar
`
“tell me that you don’t
spend more money on raymond’s
christmas gifts than mine”
Robert Barone
`
“parents don’t fight much
in front of me and wally”
“read a book it’s bad”
Beaver Cleaver
`
“don’t worry bout me
pretty fly for a white guy
i drive a golf cart”
Larry Bird The Neighbors
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“white boy steal the blues
just wake up in the morning
in the British Isles
down in Dixieland
since the white boy stole the blues
heard the latest”
Mose Allison “Middle Class White Boy”
indignation
when sheldon and leonard’s mother
call him narcissist
two biggest narcissists
she never hugged her son
gave him any praise
no birthday party
she tells him to buy her book
when he needs advice
i don’t have to tell
you about sheldon where would
anyone begin
congratulate her
on her child she says
“why it’s not my achievement”
she isn’t much nicer
bunch of sociopaths
on the good wife
every last member
monotone cold unfeeling
sell their own mother
but a fine actress
cybil birdcage and good wife
bake leonard a cake !
cheerleading camp
band formation schools of fish
choreography
.
practicing flashes
who’s on top who pays under
pyramid schemes
.
leader starts cheer
promising fish free dinner
making a straight line
.
they go left then right
never getting anywhere
form circle of trust
.
no such pyramid
leader will lose his life
larger shark waiting
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Thrift Shop
Macklemore :
” twenty dollars in
my pocket ” “a cold ass
honkey ” “this is awesome ”
” i call that getting
swindled and pimped
those flannel zebra jammies “
`
if seinfeld is on
goes straight to his chair saying
hello when over.
(Sunday Nights)
pizza at seven
he picks the movie because
G-d knows i can’t.
i’m only errin
spelling four movies per week
why listen to me.
what could i know read
every yankee newspaper
don’t ask your girlfriend.
after four years
one night he asked what i
wanted to watch.
mad about you finale
after two minutes
he said you like this?
`
(sunday morning)
read every new york
newspaper run through arlington
cemetery.
when ordering pizza
ask if it comes with bread
bread every meal.
likes to shower
when lightning strikes it only
strikes once for thee.
thursday night jazz
friday night jazz saturday
night you guessed.
saturday watch him
hit golf balls and planes land at
national airport
only interest is
going to library seeing
who is correct.
now he runs by himself
arlington cemetery
i don’t watch.
the ” movie man”
took me to see piano man
fourth row center.
fourth row right
x husband’s divorce lawyer
said happy new year.
handsomest jewish man
in south carolina
want to see movie?
gumba said no
tell him i’m your movie man
i call you gumba.
he never gave me
beer or punch in the nose
like you joked.
beautiful necklace
sixty inch mitsubushi
reserved hockey box
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Billy Joel / Piano Man
`
“sing us a song
you’re the piano man
a song tonight”
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“Before Sunrise” tongues
French feeling talking, walking ,
Knowing all through night.
Lying in the grass
Pact meeting again next year
Vienna no names.
“Before Sunset” Jazz
Together nine years apart
“Gonna miss that plane”.
(market today)
bailout in cypress
not the informant cypress
instead the island.
~
( the movie, the informant)
game stealing millions
after prison COO
cramer recommend?
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and a jazz haiku
“Come By Me”
“talk to me baby
see we might fit together
be a friend of mine”.
`
because only 3 people in the world will understand this, whitacre, cramer and harry connick jr, i will explain.maybe not even that many.
mark whitacre from the movie, the informant went to prison : 8.6 years for wire fraud, tax fraud, money laundering, stealing millions…he worked for ADM (archer daniels midland).
now , he is the COO and president of cypress systems. a few years ago, jim cramer suggested buying cypress…mark couldn’t tell the truth ,if his life depended on it, at least in the movie. now, he has his own company..chance to do much worse, (but maybe that’s what ceo’s and coo’s do)…i am not BUYING and not recommending you BUY this.
*but you can BUY harry connick jr.in : “come BY (buy) me”.
a tad mishuggy
three faces of sharon stone
drove albert insane.
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“too close for comfort” jazz haiku:
” temptation take care
one thing leads to another
sweet but be discreet “.
everything will be illuminated by your Elijah maple Wood grilled burger:it will give you happy feet,
you will Wander and Lust for a paul rudd icchio balsamic glazed
peccorino burger,
oh the Silver Lining of a 14kt gold flaked Robert this won’t cost you a D eniro burger,
the Last Stand ing rib roast ed schwarzenegger burger,
an andy grif fith of vodka otisslammerburger,
set yourself free with Quentin’s quinoa orange pilaf without the Pulp fictionburger,
think about the modern philosopher’s green tea leprechaun burger,
really could go for the Mother Goose peeking duck burger today, but it isn’t vegetarian.maybe tofutti goldberg from “Overboard” can make it with tofu …
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