I threw you haiku

universe order
synchronistically muses
speaking of seinfeld
~
my internist put
me on the no fly list
in the year two thousand
~
just a quick question
he asks do you have a
lighter or match ?

no, i’m sorry
wait i’m not sorry at all
have a doughnut instead .
`
“did you drop any meat”
i’m a vegetarian
“we’ll i guess not ”

(walmart haiku III )
~
squirrels entertaining
observing fourteen oak trees
chasing each other
~
proper cup of tea
you start saying things like this
british sitcoms
~
la bouche is amused
you must speak french when ordering
french onion soup
~
gracie thinks ” parakeets
read newspapers on the
bottom of their cage ”
`
“sunshine on my shoulder”
means a hole in the roof
and i’m not happy
`
you give me a
charismatic and i’ll give you
a sociopath
~

`

Muse & don’t try this at home

 

since they rhyme
can place on same page
i’m doing it.
`

Boardwalk Empire review in haiku:
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“you can’t go around
stealing from people”
blasted sociopaths.<- me

(some mob boss
said this to college student
who offered to pay).

what the bleep
do you do every day
of your life idiot. <- me

`
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last week :

“voting democrat
hazardous to your health”
when i hit you. <- me talking not me hitting
`

muses in waiting

forty and fifty eight
neither can take me to
chinese restaurant

placemats say they
are my mortal enemies
multiples of six

one muse hates math
both in different time zones
keep me company

from seven in the
morning until two am
two swell guys

one called bitter
other loves painting, poetry
writing ,dogs.