may two three love haiku

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you carry my chair
sent the elevator back
fixed the noisy bath

carried my iced tea
suckle tea from your briefcase
the entire sea

let me use your lap
as my own comfortable chair
after walking far

when i am tired
and can’t walk any farther
the coat off your back

carry furniture
from one condo to other
when people make fun

of the luggage cart
even though they stare at us
every single time

“monkey behavior”
and that’s just the last six hours
of may twenty third

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Lovely Summer Day I

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“just one look at you
and the world’s alright with me”
it’s a lovely day

even though it’s pizza friday
in bitter ben’s world
thursday in ours

three months of pizza
and i’ve only had it once
in my birthday suit

” today i don’t feel
like doing anything
just want to lay in bed ”

banana boat flies
on a waveless ocean
like a waveless mattress

from now on i declare
it will rain four hours
before they say so

have just arrived
very dark but it’s not supposed
to rain until six

DJ always stands
how he gets his exercise
on taco friday

limbo contest
he’ll be out there in fifteen
although no one else here

this new
three kites floating parallel
to each other and one falls down

trying to fly
on top of each other
i knew call the CIA

hopping on pine needles
more and more tiny birds beat
“hey soul sister”

wind glorious wind
i love you more than ice cream
blow out the candle

” they’ve got the beat
they’ve got the beat they’ve got the beat
yeah they got the beat ”

no one played this
just popped into my head
some type of haiku music

“because i’m happy”
don’t bring me down condo
the fourth time is the charm

i know , i JUST moved
three times since i’ve had this site
tennis villa hails

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No Jellyfish Dancing Rain

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tattoo down your spine
every vertebrae is green
quite an adjustment

if you want pain
just go to the chiropractor
masochistic spine

” remember the entertainment
you got last night ”
taps me on shoulder

remember too well
not haiku entertainment
dancing rain

looks like a lobster
are my sunglasses red tint
well done on both sides

go inside mr.
pool will not stop sun’s rays
not even three bells

elephant flotation device
pretzels in your fingers
flapping arms

boy can’t quit singing
all fall down to his sister
he’s four and she’s five

someone killed ten thousand bees
will life end as we know it
down the road

expects more to die
obviously his HOA
lawsuit against

italian ice
” twenty dollars in my pocket ”
blue tongue finally

missy asked me
if i was writing poetry
she would love a book

not a bad idea
tourists from everywhere
ten copies every week

i jump off the tram
” woah where are you going ”
to live with my ducklings

point at cigarette
always chose flight over switch
she said oh i’ll walk

she would rather walk
than put out cigarette
lightning all around

that’s a good reason
to sue RJR right there
addictive con men

know it’s illegal
smoking on transportation
was better to run

just as bad as her
rather get hit by lightning
poor oxygen- less soul

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(sixth poem in three days
about horrors of smoking
ruin your lungs and life

living in paradise
horror of tobacco
fight you til you die)

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pelicans prefer pecan pie

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pairing pelicans
flying high to their love nest
glide over palm trees

kite flies above birds
” we’re gonna last forever ”
” best days of our life ”

want to jump the fence
see how the other half lives
he’ll bring back pictures

taste better nibbles
cabanas like Burn Notice
musical daylight

giant chess pieces
middle of saltwater pool
as tall as i am

on the oceanfront
six thousand dollars a week
princes send camels

south bound wagon wheels
things that you can do without
” any way you feel ”

let me count the ways
we don’t like country music
don’t ” rock me mamma ”

billy jean rocks you
” forty days and forty nights ”
M J white glove test

” stop and eat your hamburger
that’s what’s the matter with you
you’re hungry ”

as the rain pours down
in seventeen syllables
grandmother speaking

” Jake eat the burger
and then we will go dive in ”
silly little prune

the pool is like glass
they made a break for it
i have an umbrella

only passenger
gentleman dries red golf cart
your carriage awaits

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There is no better place

heaven’s a place
we made up to make ourselves
feel better when loves die

when we are in pain
we ask g-d to please help me
win basketball game

thank for lottery
free will is not the answer
serial killer

baby born one eye
every second something bad
it is NOT his way

he would not allow
terrible murder disease
suffering earthquakes

starving stoning sword
famine sorrow tsunami
EVIL hurricane

NOT every second
for millions of years
twenty four seven NO WAY

g-d is HE
from time immemorial
because men controlled the world

men made up HE
to make everyone feel better
about all the bad

and please don’t worry
about death because of course
IT’S A BETTER PLACE

There’s NO BETTER PLACE
make the world best it can be
BECAUSE THIS IS IT!

RELIGION a way
to control to teach people
to do what is right

Instead of parents
Instead of kind role models
a way to murder

for thousands of years
my religion is better than yours
you must die

next time you almost die
and you say thank you g-d
stop and catch yourself

YOU have no time
for one person why in the world
am i thanking you

how much longer
must i suffer
another thirty three years i can’t

how long must i cough
(only bad ever happens)
twenty hours a day

terrible pain
eleven cars cfids MOLD lyme
fibromyalgia

suffer fifteen years
every second of my life
just from the toxins

supposed to kill you
slow agonizing death
with MILLIONS OF PROBLEMS

why on TOP
would you give me millions of problems
no way to resolve

never ending chaos
SOMETHING GOOD will happen
what i always say

there is NOTHING good
could ever make up for all
pain and misery

why not kill me
after the 4th salmonella
or the first car wreck

people say you are
so lucky eleven times
you are still alive

“you’re too pretty
to be so ill” or “you are too young
to be so ill”

“you are the nicest
person in the world”
my chiropractors would say

NOT ANYMORE
nice has never done anything
but destroy my life

lose everything
nice only begets sociopath
no repayment

RELIGION is used
a way to explain evil
and this makes me mad

there is NO DEVIL
instead of stopping the bad
we just accept this!

as of this second
believe the ten commandments
parents religion

always do good and
destroy evil til it’s death
build more prisons

let innocent out
change laws to put bad away
one stone you are out

never hit children
you don’t know which ones
will become sociopaths

if no religion
no war going on right now
never a hitler

many horrible things
would never have happened
millions more alive

haiku hushpuppy

lizard gazing through
you have nothing to fear from me
tiny fellow

save your fear for bird
you hide from him then you run
to catch up with him

haiku hushpuppy
i only wanted six
they gave me seventeen

bird bee me
equidistant fence cement pool
they don’t tell me stories

when birds and bees meet
they’re supposed to talk about
the birds and the bees

solo clear blue pool
she has never sung before
and forgot the words

“don’t worry be happy”
twice the size of other pools
warm pool cool wind

middle name worry
entire pool audience
splash yourself clapping

hardee’s hamburgers
charcoal broiled burgers hot dogs
saltwater fragrance

you can see the wind
blowing the smoke in the
opposite direction

yet entire pool
smells like hardee’s hamburgers
superhuman sense

three footlong hot dogs
taking up most of the space
in my mind and grill

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das segelnboot 4-5 after the drizzle

days like a snowflake
no two exactly alike
walk on rocking beach

five circular girls
solo cups on the sand
hand stands taking turns

wind blows boat across sea
extremely fast sailing
appears targeted

they are coming back
handstand bikinis sitting
in surf with their cups

some guy pacing
appearing to have beautiful
symphony in head

man lying in surf
don’t get too close he has spider
tattoo fingers

resembling this con
on tv one for each
person he murdered

no fear he seems
harmless enough playing with two
sons in the water

you cannot get lost
you will see banana boat’s
white hair and eden

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