i followed you

hi i’m a narcissist
don’t like anything you wrote
just come read me

i never intend
to like or to even read
anything you write

(some may have other
reasons they may not know the way
to read your blog)

follow me a year
read everything i write
i never learned manners

it’s too bad no one
who i am talking about
will ever read this

i actually get
very angry and i say
go jump in the lake

when they follow me
i say go jump in the lake
almost every day

sometimes i just think
oh great another pyramid
sociopath

they are just so sweet
dying to make you money
their mission in life

when in fact they are
scheming to take your money
so they can be rich

“make money blogging”
run away when you see this
“empower”, “simple”

they wear sunglasses
sometimes husband and wife pic
woman and baby

just an avatar
nothing to the right of pic
together good clues

no birthday cake bang theory haiku

indignation
when sheldon and leonard’s mother
call him narcissist

two biggest narcissists
she never hugged her son
gave him any praise

no birthday party
she tells him to buy her book
when he needs advice

i don’t have to tell
you about sheldon where would
anyone begin

congratulate her
on her child she says
“why it’s not my achievement”

she isn’t much nicer
bunch of sociopaths
on the good wife

every last member
monotone cold unfeeling
sell their own mother

but a fine actress
cybil birdcage and good wife
bake leonard a cake !

bridge over the ocean’s creek

cheerleading camp
band formation schools of fish
choreography
.
practicing flashes
who’s on top who pays under
pyramid schemes
.
leader starts cheer
promising fish free dinner
making a straight line
.
they go left then right
never getting anywhere
form circle of trust
.
no such pyramid
leader will lose his life
larger shark waiting
`
Thrift Shop
Macklemore :

” twenty dollars in
my pocket ” “a cold ass
honkey ” “this is awesome ”

” i call that getting
swindled and pimped
those flannel zebra jammies “

mr. mishuginah haiku

`
if seinfeld is on
goes straight to his chair saying
hello when over.

(Sunday Nights)
pizza at seven
he picks the movie because
G-d knows i can’t.

i’m only errin
spelling four movies per week
why listen to me.

what could i know read
every yankee newspaper
don’t ask your girlfriend.

after four years
one night he asked what i
wanted to watch.

mad about you finale
after two minutes
he said you like this?
`
(sunday morning)
read every new york
newspaper run through arlington
cemetery.

when ordering pizza
ask if it comes with bread
bread every meal.

likes to shower
when lightning strikes it only
strikes once for thee.

thursday night jazz
friday night jazz saturday
night you guessed.

saturday watch him
hit golf balls and planes land at
national airport

only interest is
going to library seeing
who is correct.

now he runs by himself
arlington cemetery
i don’t watch.

do not get this virus from sociopath

“fatspecialist”

he or she will place
a virus on your computer
don’t click.

sociopath gives
chiropractors a bad name
if you are one.

no more time for haiku:
but seriously

my definition of a sociopath in this case-

take something people need like this person and prey upon people who need to lose weight & give them more problems- steal their money for nothing…

I’M NOT FAT, i was just being polite clicking, (but i did need a local chiropractor)..
Also i’m angry you assumed someone sitting & typing is fat!lol.. ha , i’m standing because T12 hurts and C1,2,3,4, & 5 …………………… lol

* i know you will see this, b/c you just liked me again , but i don’t care . i ‘m not afraid of sociopaths. i live to stop them. you picked on the wrong person.

decree or not decree

Want to send a gift
please no more than nine hundred
ninety nine thousand.

the rest was a haiku but not so funny in haiku

“Because that’s how many years it will last”

fed x documents
divorce of the century
found against door

HUMOROUS part:

only part i understood of lawyer speak : if anyone gives me a million dollars ,decree is ended forever.i didn’t graduate fourth in my class from harvard law,like one of my attorneys, but i have enough sense to know the other side believes this. i guess they can’t do math.

i just want to say,you better hope no one gives me a million dollars, because the first thing i will do is hire forensic accountants to find the millions, that you only have, because of my fathers kindness trust and love …..
you just better thank your lucky sociopath stars you only have to work one half hour a month, to earn that.
`
totally forgot ;
Tried to explain
to gentleman from Tennessee
getting a GET.

when he informed me i was still married to my x husband. he said jewish people cannot get divorced.and he wasn’t even drinking moonshine at the time.
`
But Please : i do not want to win the lottery

please don’t allow anyone to leave me anything in their will

i would just love some peace and quiet, but no one has even given me that, for one day ,in my life, since i was little, so why would anyone give me a million.LOL

and if you have to send a gift, please be sure ,you only send 999,999.00.

Tonight’s the Night PYRAMID Haiku

don’t let them find you

rod stewart or pyramids

go out back door fast.

tonight is the night

pyramids out in full force

it will be alright.
`

actually rod is ok:
“Tonight’s the Night”

“away from WINDOW

secret’s about to unfold

before night’s too old”.

is your boyfriend crazier than larry david

in the tv land marathon of curb your enthusiasm, cheryl calls larry, from a plane she thinks may be crashing in a storm. larry says just a minute, the tivo guy is here. she , rightly so ,left him, running far away with the man in the next seat.

it was the year 1998, when the airport was called national. my boyfriend said why don’t you come to d.c. for a week. after a week, you are packing and he says why don’t you stay another week.then you spend the entire evening on hold changing your ticket.then, why don’t you stay another week. then why not 3 more days. why not one day. why not another week.. it always ended after 4-6 weeks, but you never knew that would be how it turned out. well you might, but i didn’t. twelve round trips…

so, one sunday there was a terrible storm,lightning, not quite hurricane hugo , when we arrived at the airport. i am afraid of planes in the sun,on the ground.there was no way i was going to get on the plane, but mr. mishuginah decided it was time to go. he didn’t want to take me home, so i said take me to a hotel. finally, he took me home.

well at least larry didn’t put cheryl on the plane in a storm.and he claims he didn’t hear why she was calling.

turbulant nightmares

caring only about self

lightning strikes above.

—

during my funeral

asking to play golf

because it was too long.

one among us: pyramid?

what to do..what to do…forgive me but 1 year and 4 days,since the avatar sociopaths ,minding my own business ,i accidentally came across another pyramid scheme here today. thank-you akismet , now i realize what you were protecting me from…i wish you would call olivia pope, but back to what to do.

maybe they aren’t the sociopaths , avatar are, kidnapping if you don’t pay , stealing your medicine making you run around poles for 9 hours , but they are taking advantage of good prople, by stealing their money. evil always seems to win. why i used the word seem, i don’t know. it was a fact.in my life, evil always won. if we get rid of the pyramid schemers they will come back with a new name. i knew that before i read this same statement.

in researching i found an answer to is this a pyramid scheme by the group itself is YES of course it is and be glad that it is…uhoh…they say the entire world is a pyramid scheme.ok now i am thinking ok, your monotone voices are already a clue of sociopathy and you spoke of taking your wife to a foreign land ,i thought tax evasion… admitting you are a pyramid scheme is brazen.i like the part when you remember you are supposed to look at the camera.ok, so you aren’t a charismatic sociopath.that means you scamed fewer people.

also found someone saying they are so good at marketing ,they get rid of all the bad things being said of them. i wonder if my words will disappear in a puff of smoke, even though i haven’t named them.

i don’t know if the person here is just unlucky to have stumbled onto this and wants us to join.actually i will not say what i think.