for every state haiku tv 8 & country

“that’s my mother
mona lisa is the girl
nat king cole sings about”

Gracie Allen/ painting of Mona Lisa
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“if if’s and buts were
candy and nuts we’d all have
a merry christmas”

Sheldon
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“i have a rather
remarkable collection
of wine and handcuffs”

Mom
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“and of those three months
how long have you been a
demented sex pervert”

Sheldon to Mom

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“Brick that was cute
at the block party but we’d all
had a lot of beer”

The Middle
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“those two i wish they’d
just get a room already”
pretend didn’t say

Benson / SVU
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” i only repeat
myself once in twelve hours
you caught me on it”

The Millers
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“if he’s not retired
why does he buy his pants
at the pharmacy”

Robert Barone

hamantaschen,wally cleaver and nat king cole

“Love Prune”

i didn’t love him

man brought me hamantaschen

it was raspberry.

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wally cleaver:

“it’s not so bad talking

to girls when you talk to them

like they’re a guy”.
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nat king cole:
“Gee Baby Ain’t I Good to You”


“love makes me treat you
baby ain’t i good to you
the way that i do”

bought you a fur coat
love makes me treat you the way
big cadillac car”.

Yummy

HAIKU:
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“They Melt In Your Mouth”
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Yum blue M&M’s
What will they think of next
Purple Cadbury eggs.
The wedding planner
Likes brown M&M’s because
No food coloring.
Little people every color
Ringing bell partying
In your mouth.
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“CANDY”
Nat King Cole
“Honey and the bee
My understanding Candy
Make her mine all mine”.