`
“envious”
his nom de plume
was jealous of his other
nom de plume.
`
“housekeeping”
for over a year
could have had clean towels
i’m the dumb one.
`
“september fishermen”
catch your death
angler’s test line
beheading you.
`
“poodle & shepherd”
ottie and annie
living a dog’s life
two cool katz.
`
“all october/ funny fisherman”
red test line
angler tapping my head
as i walk by.
`
“and she said”
“bloody mary
with a crab leg stuck in it”
almost a haiku
`
“conch”
findinany?
it’s like catchinany
but for sea shells.
`
“weather channel sunday”
mostly cloudy
opposite of mostly sunny
never get it right.
`
“sun in your eyes”
walking backwards
mr. am i behind you
or in front of you.
`
“Roxanne”
“you don’t have
to put on the red light”
or your clothes.
`
“big bang theory/ leonard ”
” because if all guys
were like me the human race
couldn’t survive”
`
“braces”
dental hygenist
loves bread and cheetoes
favorite work.
`
“you sound marvelous”
rock star maid
earpiece on her head
sings while she works.
`
walmart
frozen spinach
place in microwave listen
for metal popping .
`
“snoopy doesn’t hang”
“hang on sloopy”
won a yellow t shirt
a little tight.
.
thought it was snoopy
for near ninety year
fear i can’t hear.
