executor exercises extraordinary power

trust I and trust II
he’s trusting me with trusts
after sixteen years

first runner up colonel
second an attorney
what happened to them

can’t fulfill duty ?
tuxedo competition ?
i need jim cramer

diversification
and all that jazz
vacation condo stock tips

i am only someone
who majored in business
not an attorney

play one on tv
scott peterson talking head
invisible pay

should have majored in
music but that’s neither here
nor there or funny

a seven year tour
had i majored in music
only four years

ishkabibble cat
expert stock tip consultant
requesting your help

“and it goes like this”

a day in haiku:
you can “ring my bell”
playing on the market floor
take me by suprise
`
Chocolate Teddy Bear
hula hoop contest winner
say’s that’s his name.
`
“cupid shuffle”

“down down do your dance
we gone show you how it go
walk it by yourself”
`
(he has a tattoo too)
man in pool baseball
cap beer in left hand playing
frisbee with the right.
multitasking and
singing boys round here drinking
that ice cold beer.
`
(Bride at 69)

grandma and grandpa
married ten years to sweetie
second marriages
`
lightning has struck
another one bites the dust
d j packs it up
`
if m&m’s melt
only in your mouth then why
are my fingers blue?

`
Herbalife Greenberg
a friend of cnbc
Herbalife Ali.
you can call me Al
lost two restaurants in the crash
have a friend too.
`
in thirty years
haven’t learned to put signs
on both sides of planes.

jim cramer breaking out

Breaking Out

“win at their backs now

jp morgan breaking out

it’s a great story”.

`
“breaking out” laura branigan

“never looking back

take a chance and risk it all

leave it all behind”.
`

“breaking out” the prontomen

“there’s no time to lose

breaking out of here tonight

no time for goodbyes”.

`

the informant , a haiku

(market today)

bailout in cypress

not the informant cypress

instead the island.
~
( the movie, the informant)

game stealing millions

after prison COO

cramer recommend?

`
and a jazz haiku
“Come By Me”

“talk to me baby

see we might fit together

be a friend of mine”.
`
because only 3 people in the world will understand this, whitacre, cramer and harry connick jr, i will explain.maybe not even that many.

mark whitacre from the movie, the informant went to prison : 8.6 years for wire fraud, tax fraud, money laundering, stealing millions…he worked for ADM (archer daniels midland).

now , he is the COO and president of cypress systems. a few years ago, jim cramer suggested buying cypress…mark couldn’t tell the truth ,if his life depended on it, at least in the movie. now, he has his own company..chance to do much worse, (but maybe that’s what ceo’s and coo’s do)…i am not BUYING and not recommending you BUY this.

*but you can BUY harry connick jr.in : “come BY (buy) me”.

jim cramer’s oreo fracking haiku

(it’s all in the mix)
“you should mix m&m’s

and oreo cookies

in fracking fluid”.

(the don)
“mcdonalds ceo

mixes low fat cooking

and good tasting food”.
`
(cramer the poet)
“traders buying tech

investors buy household names

i buy you cramer”.

(trend)
buy their grocery

peeps ” are doing peter lynch”

i shop at target”.

(atlanta)
“go out on your own

leave your mother-in-laws house

use trucks for fracking”.
`
(don’t mention I)
“inventories up

follow it to the letter

earbuds – heaven’s sake”.
`
(usa today)
“dizzy head spinning”

“it’s my favorite paper”

sherwin paint my place.
`
(point?)
“at a certain point

not based on chinese imports

someone take profits”.
`
(classic commercial)
someday is today

” a good day to take profits”

honeywell catch phrase.
`
(was)
“agra, mosaic

mcdonalds makes me feel good

i shop at target”.
`
(me too :bank of america)
only 12 points now

“i bought it at 48”

coincidences.
““
jazz “exactly like you” haiku

“know why i waited

knew just around the corner

somebody like you”.

jim cramer’s ikea haiku

(IKEAKU)

when cramer was poor

he lived on sweedish meatballs

adrenaline now .

–

haiku writes itself

a gentleman and scholar

who’s GG Larouche?

–

anaphylaxis

he speaks in 5 -7 -5

great news for AMGEN.

–

ALON ringing bell

free market for gasoline

sell oil overseas.

before the bell haiku

fourteen thousand points

cramer quips of julio

down by the school yard.

moving toward house of

usher and ending in what

fools these mortals be.