haiku appear out of thin air

it’s a joke to me
because i don’t have much
oxygen in my brain.

i have hundreds of haiku ;enough to last until next summer, but not a lot of time.

haiku appear from
nowhere but questions for movers
take too much thought.

i started this in florida to write about criminal companies, but i had to wait until the criminals were finished, so instead i wrote about the crime in orlando. then i was sidetracked by haiku month last february.

last week a woman who retired from the legislature in n.j. moved here full time, to her home of 30 years.she never wants to leave..she also was in florida , 30 minutes from me & cried every day.florida will do that to you.she gave her son money for child care & came here with her husband.. even their 14 year old dog bosco got ill from depression in florida….that’s what his vet said.why not a dog.last week i saw a horse, who was depressed on andy griffith, when his father went on vacation.

florida should be the state that makes you cry,or universal orlando…i cry because there is no pizza hut there to deliver.why do i keep moving to places with no pizza hut delivery…potomac maryland- no pizza hut & now myrtle beach in this zip code either.the last time i had a veggie lover’s was 2004 at my house in charleston.
why am i thinking of pizza, because yesterday some criminal searched the best time to deliver pizza flyers & found me here.

only a criminal would do that, b/c it is illegal.they are asking the best time to commit a crime.the only way to put the pizza mafia out of business is if everyone calls the phone number on the flyer over & over so no one can order pizza & i don’t think that will work…they will just keep going to jail & hiring people who make bail & making pizza in bathtubs or just stealing your credit card number when you call for a nonexistent pizza.

last week i started to write a long story about stupid people asking me the same question over & over for 2 years, & instead of punching them ,saying you can go read my answer here.it isn’t anyone at wordpress, but i decided not to, because if you don’t have enough time to read people you follow, you shouldn’t write.and i am busy thinking up questions for movers..

it takes me six days to think of each question.i only have five now.they aren’t simple. they are very strange questions, because no one has been in this situation before.
how do you move to a city that only has furnished condos & get your things from 2 other states & 2 other condos & you have to use 2 different movers . you have no choice.

one of these companies who you didn’t hire came into your home and took everything you own while you were at the hospital .some day i will write stories about them.

they pretended to pack the entire place that i had spent 2 months packing & i have 11 witnesses & charged me 4700.00 to go 10 minutes away.. the same exact things allied had charged me only 1800.00 to move to maryland from s.c. that i had packed.
just now i found a mover who will go the same distance estimates 793.00. they really have to pack this time though, because i left 9 years ago & i can’t go in the building with toxic mold.

last week someone said you have spent 12,000 storing your things for 2 years…i didn’t say no i spent 24,000 storing 2 homes, because don’t you think i know that.i’m not bitter ben i can do math..why do you think i can’t sleep…700.00 for a condo & 1000.00 to store everything you own.obviously my things are very important & the next person who says something is leaving through the window & then i will be on law & order in jail.so do me a favor & don’t ask any more stupid questions.

why don’t i go into your home & take everything you own away from you,all your pictures of your parents, your dog who was your life, your clothes, your 80 black dresses , all the wedding presents your dead relatives gave you, all the needlepoint & knitting your mother made in her life, the 300 scarves you made, rugs you made, needlepoint picctures, your pillows it hurts your neck to sleep without & you can’t find comfortable ones anywhere, your prescriptions for 3 months , that’s only 6000.00, 16 bottles of supplemants the dr just gave you, you can’t just get at the store……………..the real list is much better, but i am trying to not remember
what they really have, or i will never sleep & the crazy guys who stole the floor outside my bedroom so i am trapped since sunday on the fourth floor again ,with the saw buzzing , cutting wood to make new floors at 8 am every day.
tomorrow if they aren’t finished , i will cut a hole in the balcony screen & climb the tree & play with the 3 raccoons i see, who really shouldn’t be there: then we will go to the beach, b/c it’s 73 tomorrow and all of the conch shells will be for us.

they just love to waste money here building .last week they decided to build a new sidewalk all the way to the highway. nothing was wrong with the old one.for some reason this means you have to lock my lunch, clothes ,haiku & shoes in the beach pool & say they told you to lock the beach, which is nowhere near the sidewalk. but that’s not as bad as the 2 people the security guard locked in the pool.maybe next time he will look.it was alright , i had crackers on my towel at the beach.no it wasn’t when i went back, jonathan livingston seagull & 30 of his closest friends had pecked the crackers open. they even opened the bag of shells & threw them around.

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vote osmar mayor

kill all the lawyers/

hypocrisy sports free speech/

pink crayola chalk.

errinspelling

first i can’t decide what to call this: tim osmar part III,look who’s picture is under hypocrite in the dictionary, lets kill all the lawyers by william shakespeare, or you can write on my sidewalk anytime.

i was very wrong thursday ,saying it might be a little bit disrespectful to write on the sidewalk after reading june 8ths, orlando sentinel story , about tim osmar and the part   about the mayor.in 2009 , mayor dyer “encouraged local businesses to chalk up their sidewalks,to show support to the orlando magic ,during the playoffs”, written by mark schlueb. the orlando rotary “held a chalk art festival on the same city hall plaza”.wow, unbelieveable.there is no explanation for this.hypocrisy.sports.free speech.

if tim osmar has something to say, allow him to do so. he isn’t hurting anyone. the poor man is homeless. someone could give him a job. i am not sure why he quotes william shakespeare…

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what i learned in orlando

1. writing on the sidewalk in chalk is punishable by jail, (timothy osmar june 8th and 10th 2012) but not many other things…

2.if you are a woman ,skydiving on sunday is illegal.

3.the pizza mafia is no farther than a step away from your hotel room door, almost every day.

4.you have to try to always think/ stay one step ahead of sociopaths.if you find a missing child ,call police, don’t take him to the address he gives you (7/26/12).

5. many family vacations were ruined by murder and one electrocution.

6.most of the missing wives and people on HLN are from this area
because that’s where it happens.

7.how to speak russian

8.if you feed an alligator and he takes your hand ,you will go to jail,( wally weatherholt 7/30/12) but people who murder are running around.

9.people like casey anthony are allowed to adopt dogs, but not people like ellie mae clampett if they are not local.

10.people are thrown out of hotel lobbies if they are not a guest,are at starbucks, or they appear not to have money, but they can’t get rid of the pizza flyer criminals.

Universal Orlando Hotel Tales: People are Crazy

It was arouund 10:30  and i was wondering if the golf ball sized mosquito bites, on my arm.,that look like another hotel from st. thomas in 1983, were like amnesia.on tv, someone hits you on the head and you get amnesia. then 10 years later, you hit your head again and then you remember who you are.of course the fire alarm goes off.the hall is not breathable.you go outside, with a lot of hotel guests, who like you are choking.you are used to ckoking, from toxic mold, for 11 years, but now many people are coughing and what do crazy people do outside. they smoke cigarettes. there’s a fire , so of course it’s logical to start smoking .they forget their keys to go back to the room, but heaven forbid, they forget their cigarette.i could not turn any way to get clean air. you go inside and sit in the lobby, and listen to the alarm beeping ,and people come next to you with cigarette smoke on their clothes,while you’re coughing.the entire second floor was unbearable.the front desk was trying to decide what to say to the guy who started the fire.”because you are intoxicated, we don’t feel the hotel is safe”…..he wouldn’t have understood anything they said, because the alarms were going off and he didn’t get up out of bed.they had to go open the windows and he didn’t move.later they called and told him, he would be leaving with police, if he didn’t leave soon.and he will probably have a 500.00 charge on his credit card, like the person,who woke me at 9;30 a few weeks ago, burning toast. why are people so dumb on vacation. they don’t start fires at home.

after a few hours you try to go back, to your floor , of course the fire was across the hall from you and your key doesn’t work.this happens 3 times: 3 times you have to go back to the lobby. the lobby they sprayed to get rid of smoke.i wonder what the nightmares will be tonight. tuesday it was the faellas. wednesday it was black bears chasing me and bubbulah.no more news for me. they just let the black bears roam free now in orlando.and i think the other nightmare was because the faellas are out on bond.unbelieveable that they can even get bond.i wonder how many new guns they have now.

Craigslist Scams /florida hotel tales

what are the odds? the very first time, you ever look at craigslist, the first thing you find is  a scam.the price wasn’t low, it just happened to be a new condo, to rent.this man said he was a missionary in another country.in the end he would send the keys , after you sent him money, but he was never going to send the keys.he probably wasn’t even a man, and didn’t own the condo.

now there is a note that says beware of people , who are out of the country.tonight i see people in myrtle beach ,on craigslist have issued there own warnings, in ads, about this same thing. one lady was going to move there with her little girl and lost three months of rent, to a woman who said she was a missionary.if anything sounds too good to be true, it is.i knew there was something wrong with that man, because he was telling me about a floor that didn’t exist.it took a person from russia, to tell me it was a scam.he wanted me to leave , at christmas for some reason, maybe to rent it to someone else and steal more money.in myrtle beach , some people take pictures from real listings and pretend they own them, and lower the price. i wish i hadn’t just heard this, because  i believed ocean front  condo /575.00  a month was real, when the resort sells it for 1360.00 a month.

New Orlando Gang Rape Strategy

Don’t let this happen to you:you see a little boy, who tells you he is lost and gives you his address. do not take him there. it isn’t his home.what you will ,instead find , gang members who will rape you and destroy your life.a bunch of ****&^%*()++%^#@ horrible criminals, who obviously should be in jail, who are teaching young children to be sociopaths and that is the nicest thing they are doing.if you see a child , who says this, stay where you are or go inside a safe place and call the police.if he is lost, the police know what to do.they take advantage of people who are nice and destroy them. thats what sociopaths do. it doesn’t pay to be nice.it’s a horrible world, when being nice causes the end of your life.that’s the world ,we live in and it wouldn’t be that way,if sociopaths and psychopaths were in jail, where they belong.there are 1700-1900 gang members in orlando, florida who are members of 70 gangs.

for a few weeks , i have been trying to figure out why people who are standing outside universal orlando walgreens keep asking me if i have a lighter.i am the last person ,in the world, who would have a lighter. what is the probability that they would ask me,of all people,over and over.it must be some type of crime ,i am starting to think. maybe when you open your handbag, they run away with your money.

Jesse Davis part 2 jail call / Mom knows son is competent

the way patricia hall talks to her son is proof , jesse brandon davis  is competent.on the news, it’s oh my poor son is so schizophrenic, they should have kept him in the mental hospital. in real life, it’s blank you if you try to put him away and you will not get any help from me, just lies.she pretends she doesn’t know what black duct tape is, when she just got through saying, she went into jesse’s side of the duplex or wherever they live, and taped his water pipe..patricia it’s duct tape that’s black. maybe even the same one you are saying you used. maybe you’re even trying to give him another alibi, saying it’s your tape. that didn’t work very well in the casey anthony trial. if it is in your house or next door, they can connect your son. 

she is ready for business, after hi. , mom jumps into they were here with a search warrant, for my side and your side.they took magazines and guns and they were looking for all kinds of clothing; long sleeved shirt, cap, jacket, black shoes, black duct tape,jewelry, beaded necklace, watch….she told jesse davis, she said a guy just bought a bunch of jewelry at a thrift shop…..she tells jesse her incompetent son, evidentally someone who knows something is trying to lay it all on you! i just want you to know that! he immediately asks wheres angie!

police looked in her purse she says and she is mad, but tells jesse it’s alright, i didn’t have anything i wasn’t supposed to have. that really sounds like at some time, she had something illegal in her purse,like drugs or a gun, because they aren’t supposed to have guns in  the house.she told jesse the police found guns and mom takes the blame, pretending she asked her nephew for a gun, and it’s on the record why, she says, but she told them she didn’t know where it was. ok, she’s afraid. . needs a gun, but doesn’t know where it is. i think she is a  liar.

mom says mr. competent doesn’t want her out after dark, not after her car was “shot up”. i think when she told police, she doesn’t go in her son’s side, because she respects his privacy is another lie. she tries to tell police, she doesn’t know what is going on. a gang member, drug dealer,psychopathic murderer doesn’t live with his parents unless his parents are stupid or criminals, themselves. mom stops dad from yelling at police, by saying he will end up in jail also.

it’s duct tape that’s black
please try to keep your lies straight
for competent son

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