my ocean eleven

“this is dr.
frasier crane reminding everyone
life is too short”

Frasier
`

“don’t know why i’m
always getting my britches caught
in my own pitch fork”

Andy Griffith
`

“if this mime turns me
gay i am going to start
bringing gay guys home”

Peter to Lois / Family Guy
`

“if you’re planning on
showing up with your cold feetS
tonight forget it”

Green Acres
`

“your little girl seems
to be getting the better
of my little boy”

Family Affair
`

“Raising Hope was not
filmed in front of a live
studio audience”

Raising Hope
`

“he needs to eat
ten thousand calories a day
maintain muscle mass”

Brooklyn 9-9
`

“how come you can’t talk
about me behind my back
like other mothers”

Darlene on Roseanne
`

“i’ve never seen
a cowboy pulling a wagon
full of sandwiches”

Andy Griffith
`

“you know that’s amazing
how you would know that
off the top of your head”

Castle
`

“my father brought my
mother here on their first date
changed names couple times”

Person Of Interest
`

not late haiku television 8

“three rocks two fingers
and a splash of water Frank
had this every night”

commercial / Frank Sinatra
`

“he didn’t need lipstick
on his face for proof
he knew he’d been kissed”

Gracie Allen
`

” a very important meeting
how to destroy
our competitors”

The Good Wife
`

“oh Chichi I’ll do
anything if it means you’re
mentally balanced”

Marie Barone
`

“WE oh no you had
your chance to be we for like
a year and a half”

Leonard / Big Bang Theory
`

“your smoke alarm’s
going to start beeping at two
forty one a m ”

Person Of Interest
`

” I think it would be
better if we just let things
happen naturally”

The Middle

“I don’t know but could
you need it right now just to
get me through the day”

Ray Barone / Everybody Loves Ray
`

“look my heart breaks
for you and your family
and what you have gone through”

“it’s a little bit
early in our investigation
to know that”

Blue Bloods
`
“whatever you just
did for him you won’t ever
have to do again”

Law And Order SVU

Michelle Parker

Dale Smith has filed to get  the child support back, he has paid, the state into a trust, since michelle went missing.he really has a lot of nerve. the poor sociopath doesn’t have a clue as to how a normal person thinks.. hello, dale, you just gave the prosecutor the number one reason you murdered michelle: good for you..also, you are making it look like michelle isn’t coming back.do you know something, we don’t know.you should be worried about when you will be arrested and you will be.it just sometimes takes a while, because the laws seem to be made for you, the sociopath.i would say you should be worrying about your children, but it’s very clear you don’t care about them, or you wouldn’t have taken  their mother, away , from them.

jerry sandusky was just allowed to see his grandchildren, with one parent present and the judge said he can sit outside and watch children at the elementary school and neighbor children.josh powell was allowed visitation, and now they are dead. again, the laws are made for the criminals.it appears that crime does pay.