pirates take two for haiku it’s true

do you have a ship
“i have a boat dingy cars
house and a condo”

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pirate worrying
living after his parrot
sixty more years

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senior pirate
making joke at his own expense
he was sixty five
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whatever he said
was funnier and a haiku
but lost at sea
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a real live pirate
parrot talking upside down
in myrtle beach
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talking to people
taking pictures with children
back to their condo
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see no money change hands
just snapping his likeness
must be true pirate
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maybe last dinosaur
walked around saying you
can take my photo.

mr mishuginah II and bubbulah

picks up my shih tzu
they watch seinfeld together
make funny poses.

i take their photos
in my mother’s rocking chair
she sits on his head.

she allows posing
upside down in his arms
cradled close to floor.

way to watch seinfeld
piggy back on his shoulders
they are so funny.

then he says hello
sometimes during commercials
realizing i’m there.

he kisses my arm
like gomez adams but he
never kisses me.

day two calls doctor
article in newspaper
CFIDS contagious? ( see fids )

my doctor tells him
nine nine point nine percent sure
isn’t contagious.

doesn’t believe him
top doctor in his field
calls other doctors.

italian restaurant
said he loves me because i’m
friends with old people.

he’s cold at pizza hut
covers his head with coat
while we eat dinner.

D.C. three years later
seinfeld still on at seven
while we eat dinner.

still no hello until
commercials that’s when
i’m allowed to speak.

once instead of hello
he said you cook better
than my mother did.

Friday/two bikini’s a troll doll a bellman & 2 weddings

two bikini’s
on the shore “savin lives
tryin anyway”

older bikini
tells me as the younger threw
starfish back in
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BELLMAN

“your husband
probably loves that you
have laryngitis”.

“you’re not married
probably a good thing?
i don’t know”.

“yeah they’ve got
SUSHI & all that stuff
at our restaurant”.

NO ONE KNOWS
what a VEGETARIAN is
myrtle beach.

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NEED A CAMERA
couldn’t even write haiku
died laughing

lady’s hair blown
exactly like troll doll
gray with black roots.

if i had her picture
wouldn’t even have to
write haiku.
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pink rose petals
line boardwalk watermelon crawl
a wedding

aunt sis hopkins

why my father called her sis hopkins, i don’t know.my grandmother called her vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
i called her aunt semmie.
she left 600,000 .00 to each of her 5 sisters & brothers or their family,which turned out to be, 10 nieces & nephews.

the funny part begins: she drove a pontiac i am in a photo with , when i was 7 & she had the same car 30 years later.she left my brother , my sister & i 200,000 each.she had to have at least 6 million dollars, before taxes were taken out at 55% .i think it was because my father bought her stock, because she couldn’t have made that workng at mr. shirt with him: This was his hobby. he retired when i was one & took me to the stock market every day for a year, but then bought a men’s shirt store.

one day i asked aunt semmie when she was 83 , why she didn’t buy a dishwasher? my father bought my grandmother this house many years before i was born & aunt semmie’s husband died before i was born, so she lived there.it was apparently built before dishwasher & washers & dryers. every sunday after shoneys or ihop, sunday school, wendy’s or hardees , my father & i went to visit.i walked across the street with her to the laundromat and asked why she didn’t have a washer then , but years later i found out you can wire the house for these things.
so i ask the question again & she said miss worry, “don’t you think if i wanted one i would buy one”.
NO i don’t.shortly after this question, a brain tumor from cigarettes caused her to leave over 6 million dollars to her nieces & nephews.

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“All Blues”

“sea and sky and you
and I all blues,some blues
are sad some are glad”.

HAIKU : poured some sand out on my desk one day and played

“poured some sand out on my desk one day and played” PART DEUX:~~~
Haiku:~~~
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“HEY MISS”~~~
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We’re pouring concrete~~~

In a few minutes~~~

Like some exercise.~~~

Concrete made from sand~~~

Not knowing what they wanted~~~

Felt safe in saying no.~~~
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“SANDALS” Haiku~~~
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Sandals a resort~~~

Also footwear flip flopping ~~~

Through the sands of time.~~~
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“Where for art thou conch” Haiku

Islemaroda~~~

Home of conch fritters conch stew~~~

Rubbery broiled conch.~~~
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Also home to bone fishing~~~

President bush catches~~~

Them i did not.~~~
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Islemaroda~~~

A consolation prize~~~

Having more sand than the Keyes..~~~
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Two days driving from~~~

S.C. and there was only ~~~

two inches of sand.~~~

Courtship in the Quarter

new orleans haiku:~~~

Only one rabbi~~~

Became a scuba diver~~~

Changing professions.~~~
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She was something else~~~

Tried to take my fiance~~~

Really wish she had.

Ron From Texas

The French Quarter of New Orleans is a favorite place for couples to marry, hook up or hang out.

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Gunny Pigs Showing Off

Gunny Pigs Haiku:~~~
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She wears spectacles~~~

Scarf for every occasion~~~

Party animal.

Greenhorn Photos

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HAVE SO MUCH FUN FORGETTING/
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Yummy

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“They Melt In Your Mouth”
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Yum blue M&M’s
What will they think of next
Purple Cadbury eggs.
The wedding planner
Likes brown M&M’s because
No food coloring.
Little people every color
Ringing bell partying
In your mouth.
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“CANDY”
Nat King Cole
“Honey and the bee
My understanding Candy
Make her mine all mine”.

flying squirrel follow up

Flew Ku Haiku:

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camouflaged baby/
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fluffy tail gliding with dreams/
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petauristini.

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baby crafts attack on man/
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should the need arise.