`
deviled crabs
tiny pitchforks chasing you
across the sand.
`
rice krispie treats
falling in bikini top
uncomfortable.
`
married on beach
dolphins are your witnesses
miami dolphins.
`
smith party of six
party of five
one died in line.
`
“Pyramid Scheme”
send us picture
imaginary money
we make blogging ?
`
my father said
“good thing you aren’t
allergic to money”.
`
you’re in a pickle
i can’t help you
i hate vinegar.
.
cucumbers are
notorious for heartburn
double negative.
`
“you hold your liquor
better than i do peggy.
long island iced tea”.
.
i hold my liquor
just like the next man
with my hands.
`
watch out for
piranha in jacuzzi
he hasn’t eaten.
`
tropical depression
sadness because summer
left the building.
`
“They Give To Me”
haven’t ever
given anyone anything
contagious.
`
“which ad experience
do you prefer”
none nada zip.
`
where were you
when the lights went out ?
in a haiku.
`
“No More Alimony”
Art Cashin
” ben bernanke flies
over your house drops
million dollars”.
`
“Walking on Beach”
like to turn around
make sure no one following
shouting haiku.
