barely conscious stream

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deviled crabs
tiny pitchforks chasing you
across the sand.

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rice krispie treats
falling in bikini top
uncomfortable.

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married on beach
dolphins are your witnesses
miami dolphins.

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smith party of six
party of five
one died in line.

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“Pyramid Scheme”

send us picture
imaginary money
we make blogging ?

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my father said
“good thing you aren’t
allergic to money”.

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you’re in a pickle
i can’t help you
i hate vinegar.
.
cucumbers are
notorious for heartburn
double negative.
`
“you hold your liquor
better than i do peggy.
long island iced tea”.
.
i hold my liquor
just like the next man
with my hands.

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watch out for
piranha in jacuzzi
he hasn’t eaten.

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tropical depression
sadness because summer
left the building.

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“They Give To Me”
haven’t ever
given anyone anything
contagious.

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“which ad experience
do you prefer”
none nada zip.

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where were you
when the lights went out ?
in a haiku.

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“No More Alimony”
Art Cashin

” ben bernanke flies
over your house drops
million dollars”.

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“Walking on Beach”

like to turn around
make sure no one following
shouting haiku.