pirates take two for haiku it’s true

do you have a ship
“i have a boat dingy cars
house and a condo”

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pirate worrying
living after his parrot
sixty more years

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senior pirate
making joke at his own expense
he was sixty five
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whatever he said
was funnier and a haiku
but lost at sea
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a real live pirate
parrot talking upside down
in myrtle beach
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talking to people
taking pictures with children
back to their condo
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see no money change hands
just snapping his likeness
must be true pirate
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maybe last dinosaur
walked around saying you
can take my photo.