all about ducks

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“raised by a dog”

Felip duck
jumps on hind legs
for french bread.
.

i name him
so i get to keep him
duck napping napper.

.

don’t crowd me
plenty of dough for you
keep your cool.
.

i’m surrounded
it’s a hold up at the
o k corral.
.

we do shots
of lemongrass before dinner
Felip and moi.

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ducks adore
vinegar potato chips
gave them mine.

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time to fly south
ask you to tag along
not a bad idea

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bitterben calls
silly duck my follower
they can’t read.
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man said “duck
is following you home”
going wrong way.

summer is here to stay !

i’m refusing
to say goodbye to summer
you can’t make me.
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stream of consciousness
many have said this
had to look it up
.
how can i be doing
something if i don’t
know what it is.
.
i’m just a person
stumbling upon haiku month
february.

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trying to fit
as many on page as
humanly possible.
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like this:

if i had my say
which apparently i do
won’t say bye!

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shark head in surf
appears as though he doesn’t
need bottom half.

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men always asking
me to get in the pool
get a commission?

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favorite kind of a man
one who says see you
tree o’ clock .

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everyone tells
me schedule can’t even
remember own.

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if someone is
a leader you better take
a hard look.

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ants hate this
vinegar in tea cup
crawling on rim.

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why would anyone
want to eat a vinegar
potato chip?

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you can’t strangle
a man with a large neck
not that i want to

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tapping his head
why is he doing that
maybe a V8?

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sneaking out
it’s the fastest way the softest
way and coolest way.

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if your name
ends in vowel then can
i call you gumba ? (friend)

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helicopters three
hovering above do not
“beam me up”.

oh vending machine

last september
what do you want from me
everything i try.

first day dollar bill
potato chip change only
see you tomorrow.

i have six quarters
choosy potato chips now
saying dollar bill.

day three i have both
are you playing games with me?
you don’t want either?

try again august
eight dollar bills liking two
after ten tries.

lady watches me
gave up second attempt
exasperated.
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“Money”
Pink Floyd

“money , get away
grab that cash with both hands
and make a stash”

every day of life
do A should have done B.
and if you do B,
A’s what you should have done .
and if you do both
it’s still wrong.