mr. mishuginah haiku

`
if seinfeld is on
goes straight to his chair saying
hello when over.

(Sunday Nights)
pizza at seven
he picks the movie because
G-d knows i can’t.

i’m only errin
spelling four movies per week
why listen to me.

what could i know read
every yankee newspaper
don’t ask your girlfriend.

after four years
one night he asked what i
wanted to watch.

mad about you finale
after two minutes
he said you like this?
`
(sunday morning)
read every new york
newspaper run through arlington
cemetery.

when ordering pizza
ask if it comes with bread
bread every meal.

likes to shower
when lightning strikes it only
strikes once for thee.

thursday night jazz
friday night jazz saturday
night you guessed.

saturday watch him
hit golf balls and planes land at
national airport

only interest is
going to library seeing
who is correct.

now he runs by himself
arlington cemetery
i don’t watch.

summer is here to stay !

i’m refusing
to say goodbye to summer
you can’t make me.
`
`
stream of consciousness
many have said this
had to look it up
.
how can i be doing
something if i don’t
know what it is.
.
i’m just a person
stumbling upon haiku month
february.

`

trying to fit
as many on page as
humanly possible.
`
`
like this:

if i had my say
which apparently i do
won’t say bye!

`

shark head in surf
appears as though he doesn’t
need bottom half.

`
men always asking
me to get in the pool
get a commission?

`

favorite kind of a man
one who says see you
tree o’ clock .

`

everyone tells
me schedule can’t even
remember own.

`
if someone is
a leader you better take
a hard look.

`
ants hate this
vinegar in tea cup
crawling on rim.

`

why would anyone
want to eat a vinegar
potato chip?

`

you can’t strangle
a man with a large neck
not that i want to

`

tapping his head
why is he doing that
maybe a V8?

`
sneaking out
it’s the fastest way the softest
way and coolest way.

`

if your name
ends in vowel then can
i call you gumba ? (friend)

`

helicopters three
hovering above do not
“beam me up”.