for every state haiku tv 8 & country

“that’s my mother
mona lisa is the girl
nat king cole sings about”

Gracie Allen/ painting of Mona Lisa
`
“if if’s and buts were
candy and nuts we’d all have
a merry christmas”

Sheldon
`
“i have a rather
remarkable collection
of wine and handcuffs”

Mom
`

“and of those three months
how long have you been a
demented sex pervert”

Sheldon to Mom

`
“Brick that was cute
at the block party but we’d all
had a lot of beer”

The Middle
`

“those two i wish they’d
just get a room already”
pretend didn’t say

Benson / SVU
`

” i only repeat
myself once in twelve hours
you caught me on it”

The Millers
`

“if he’s not retired
why does he buy his pants
at the pharmacy”

Robert Barone

your fix ,haiku tv six best picks

you should never go
on vacation because something
bad will happen

Die Hard(s) (me)
`

“they were out of
sixteen milimeter so i
got you two eights”

Gracie Allen film for son
`

“i can’t be impossible”
“i exist” “you mean
i’m improbable”

Sheldon on Big Bang Theory
`

“‘Fishy Bass Film’ sea
it now on a Scale of one
to ten it’s a ten”

Dr. Katz
`

“no no you’re not
bothering us we’re just making
out bills and crying”

Bob Newhart to his reverend ,may be rerun
`

“you know it’s still
our anniversary i was
hoping you’d say that”

White Collar

`
“tell me that you don’t
spend more money on raymond’s
christmas gifts than mine”

Robert Barone

`
“parents don’t fight much
in front of me and wally”
“read a book it’s bad”

Beaver Cleaver
`

“don’t worry bout me
pretty fly for a white guy
i drive a golf cart”

Larry Bird The Neighbors
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“white boy steal the blues
just wake up in the morning
in the British Isles

down in Dixieland
since the white boy stole the blues
heard the latest”

Mose Allison “Middle Class White Boy”

no birthday cake bang theory haiku

indignation
when sheldon and leonard’s mother
call him narcissist

two biggest narcissists
she never hugged her son
gave him any praise

no birthday party
she tells him to buy her book
when he needs advice

i don’t have to tell
you about sheldon where would
anyone begin

congratulate her
on her child she says
“why it’s not my achievement”

she isn’t much nicer
bunch of sociopaths
on the good wife

every last member
monotone cold unfeeling
sell their own mother

but a fine actress
cybil birdcage and good wife
bake leonard a cake !

cuchi cuchi haikuchi

(big bang theory)

penny had three strikes

“no shoes no shirt no sheldon”

cheesecake policy.


(bath time)

you make bath time fun

“rubber ducky you’re the one”

lucky peeking duck.

(xavier cugat)

he married charo

bandleader violinist jazz

the king of rumba.

no one knew her age

between fifteen and twenty

he’s a young sixty.