sung to I had a little dreydl

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scott peterson hanukkah song:

in jail no lovely bodies
just the voices in your head
no strip clubs or hot toddies
and bay mosquitoes in your bed

oh scotty, scotty , scotty….

his uncle’s from alaska
he sees scott once a year
if it had been more often
he’d be crying in his beer

oh scotty, scotty, scotty…

the jury is so bored
yes they try to stay awake
it helps when every witness
says the wrong decision they did make

oh scotty, scotty, scotty…

mark is going to blow it
the jury is asleep
judge D said no more sympathy
but mark told you know who to weep

oh, scotty, scotty, scotty…

(first you have to have followed the trial, remembered for ten years & then you would have to know this song :

“i had a little dreydl
i made it out of clay
and when it’s dry & ready
then dreydyl i shall play”

& how many people could that be?

Band Camp wrote the oh scotty,scotty, scotty part & I cannot remember the words)

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neshama, band and green pastures baptist church

jewish and baptist
coming together in song
uplifting hearts

neshama’s father
rabbi shlomo carlebach
composer of thousands

listening pleasure
where my soul was created
myrtle beach s c

neshama band
green pastures baptist church choir
reverend roger hambrick

singing together
hope to katrina victims
unite all people
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“Return To The Land Of Your Soul”

“return to where you are
born and reborn again
the land of your soul”

I threw you haiku

universe order
synchronistically muses
speaking of seinfeld
~
my internist put
me on the no fly list
in the year two thousand
~
just a quick question
he asks do you have a
lighter or match ?

no, i’m sorry
wait i’m not sorry at all
have a doughnut instead .
`
“did you drop any meat”
i’m a vegetarian
“we’ll i guess not ”

(walmart haiku III )
~
squirrels entertaining
observing fourteen oak trees
chasing each other
~
proper cup of tea
you start saying things like this
british sitcoms
~
la bouche is amused
you must speak french when ordering
french onion soup
~
gracie thinks ” parakeets
read newspapers on the
bottom of their cage ”
`
“sunshine on my shoulder”
means a hole in the roof
and i’m not happy
`
you give me a
charismatic and i’ll give you
a sociopath
~

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are you peeking

six four two a m
“bird bird bird, bird is the word
i said bird BIrd BIRD ”

faster and louder
someone stepped on the remote ?
it’s the beach channel

wishing Bubbulah
if someone must awaken
she jumps on the bed

peeking down at you
waveless mattress you can’t feel
hair covering eyes

mustn’t laugh at her
nose asks if you are peeking
don’t open your eyes

if she hears you laugh
licking your face rouse laughter
travels side to side

wake up and play now
running stepping on remote
always channel three

she loves CNN
incessantly CNN
” this is CNN “

summer with J

as far as you can
see hundreds on sand waiting
for citizenship

what country please
we swam a very long way
eye of the storm

jellies everywhere
translucent hot pink ribbons
each different motif

one tiny bubble
shaped like baby octopus
totally clear

giant pink hearts
sporting two long tentacles
twelve inches long

circular brown
triangular his outer
different from others

floating butterfly
saltwater in your veins
one in every crowd

finally got it up
troubles with his blue kite
flying in the sky
`
” Bodies in the sand
to get away from it all = beach boys / kokomo
where we wanna go ”

dolphin jazz

saxophone stops
that’s not country music
chef proposes

have some chicken
it’s vegetarian
“this out to gamecocks.

georgia on my mind”
vegetarian chicken
you guys crack me up.

“this song is called Sugar
Sugar is hard
and so am i”.

mullet are jumping
seriously liking song
much more than i do.

where did all the jazz go?
cartwheels around mullet
DOLPHIN ARE JUMPING!

undulating beams
watching dazzling creatures
twenty feet high.
“ `
“Kokomo” The Beach Boys

“We’ll Go Out to Sea
We’ll PERFECT our CHEMISTRY
Defy Gravity”

“Bodies in the SAND
We’ll Be Falling In Love
Down in Kokomo”.
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(quotes are actual
haiku comments from
saxophone player .
my Mother and my Sister
are Georgia Bulldogs
i’m a paladin.
no one knows what
that is but it’s purple
like the pill nexium).

he’s in the potty / not harry caray

have you ever
woken to find a haiku
in your potty.

he offed himself
must have fallen from ceiling
into the potty.

was harry carry
committed sewer cide
PTSD bug.

(can’t even type
the haiku i have and this
bug gives me more).

he also gives
ptsd & why i
left s.c).

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my FATHER always
SANG this song but it isn’t
a haiku,this is.

” a man laid down by the sewer
& by the sewer he died
the people came to the inquest
& they called it sewer cide

oh it ain’t gonna rain no more
it ain’t gonna rain no more
how in the heck can ERRIN
wash her neck
if it ain’t gonna rain no more”?

“and it goes like this”

a day in haiku:
you can “ring my bell”
playing on the market floor
take me by suprise
`
Chocolate Teddy Bear
hula hoop contest winner
say’s that’s his name.
`
“cupid shuffle”

“down down do your dance
we gone show you how it go
walk it by yourself”
`
(he has a tattoo too)
man in pool baseball
cap beer in left hand playing
frisbee with the right.
multitasking and
singing boys round here drinking
that ice cold beer.
`
(Bride at 69)

grandma and grandpa
married ten years to sweetie
second marriages
`
lightning has struck
another one bites the dust
d j packs it up
`
if m&m’s melt
only in your mouth then why
are my fingers blue?

`
Herbalife Greenberg
a friend of cnbc
Herbalife Ali.
you can call me Al
lost two restaurants in the crash
have a friend too.
`
in thirty years
haven’t learned to put signs
on both sides of planes.

men say darndest things with beverages

but first a haiku from “road trip”:

“We do three things
in the south baby we live
we love and we eat”.

`
One Direction’s;

“You light up my world
like nobody else you don’t
know you’re beautiful”.
`
men who shout haiku at me:

“did you find any
gold DID YOU FIND ANY GOLD
or pirates nothin”?
`
“water fountain”

“Don’t drink that water
i’ve got some in my cooler”
stranger from behind.
`
“empty driver’s seat”

golf cart passenger
“have you got a license to
operate that thing”?
i wasn’t driving
just sitting on the soft seat
two silly men yell”.
`
“He Keeps His Promise Every Time”

“we promise not to hit
your water bottle if
you get in the pool”.
`

man’s power driven
pina colada blender
sounds like lawn mower.

secret is ice cream
banana slices also
whole pool is staring.

(Next Day)
three offer beer
consolation prize for noisy
gas powered blender.
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“jimmy buffett”

“if you like pina
colada if you like makin
love at midnight”