jim cramer ticker tape toppings

“if everyone holds hands
Gilead does it because
Kumbaya stock”

“Tesla CEO
he wants world domination
I want you to die”

“was once offered
a job at a major teaching
university”

“If You Can Believe That”
betting it was Harvard
where you went to school

Tyler Mathisen

“should you sell your house
your adolescent children
we’ll answer all that”

very hard listening
they are throwing haiku
catching left and right

conscious jim cramer streaming

“mechanical rabbit
i once went to a dog track
dogs going nuts”

war

“what is it good for
many restaurant companies
what is not to like”

public “doing well
cost of food is going down
preserve their value”

“go buy a cezanne
get one at martin lawrence”
mentions whole foods

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“heinz when you do good
hunts on a bad week
grape juice mixed with water

things are very bad tang
hellman’s when it’s good”
we always had duke’s

seventeen bottles
of heinz in the cabinet
ninety nine cent sale

perhaps funnier
seventeen bottles for three
heinz or nothing please

what kind of restaurant
does not serve heinz apparently
mcdonalds?

i’m heading to pittsburgh
because their mcdonalds
presents you with heinz

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the first four from may
haiku attorney cramer
no action old tips

out of order too
that’s what i had to do
make this a fun haiku