fourteen food and fun haiku tv

“this is uber sauce
they’re not trying to be subtle
going for gold”

The Best Thing I Ever Ate
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“drove all alcoholics
out of manhattan and into
new jersey”

Seth Meyers
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“man you dress like that
in front of the fridge i’ve died
and gone to heaven”

Dan Conner / Roseanne
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“in italy the
two of you couldn’t get
enough of each other”

Frank Barone / Everybody Loves Ray
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“you know they say that
politics makes strange bedfellows
let’s check it out”

Maude
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” you’re trying to tell me
you had a good time
with that old lady”

Reese Witherspoon / unknown movie
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“of course you can sleep
with any woman you want to”
not your sister

General Hospital
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“i’m going in the
other room i should be there
about 3:01”

Jackie on Roseanne
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“i guess she’s just one
of those girls who’s got a hitch
in her get-a-long”

Andy Griffith
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“you just wanted to
get me in bed one more time
before you dumped me”

Becky to Mark on Roseanne

which wasn’t true
because they married
lived happily ever after

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dine with haiku television nine

Gracie said she can’t
“have oysters at lunch because
there’s no R in it”

George & Gracie
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(my brother’s best friend
Elliott Gould’s attorney
until his murder)

“now do you just want
to do it like this with no
feeling on my part”

Bob & Carol Ted & Alice
Dyan Cannon to Elliot Gould
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“if anyone should
spend a night in teen ranger jail
it should be me”

Bob’s Burgers
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“i will be writing
an order of protection
after this meeting”

The Good Wife
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“this is going to
happen and there’s nothing you
can do about it”

General Hospital
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“and the fact that you’re
unhappy proves that you are
not selfish at all”

The Middle
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“i know we used to
dance together all the time”
“way to kill moment”

About A Boy
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“come here kiss me Tim
or whatever your name is”
“there will be nightmares”

The Blacklist
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