not late haiku television 8

“three rocks two fingers
and a splash of water Frank
had this every night”

commercial / Frank Sinatra
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“he didn’t need lipstick
on his face for proof
he knew he’d been kissed”

Gracie Allen
`

” a very important meeting
how to destroy
our competitors”

The Good Wife
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“oh Chichi I’ll do
anything if it means you’re
mentally balanced”

Marie Barone
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“WE oh no you had
your chance to be we for like
a year and a half”

Leonard / Big Bang Theory
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“your smoke alarm’s
going to start beeping at two
forty one a m ”

Person Of Interest
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” I think it would be
better if we just let things
happen naturally”

The Middle

“I don’t know but could
you need it right now just to
get me through the day”

Ray Barone / Everybody Loves Ray
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“look my heart breaks
for you and your family
and what you have gone through”

“it’s a little bit
early in our investigation
to know that”

Blue Bloods
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“whatever you just
did for him you won’t ever
have to do again”

Law And Order SVU

your fix ,haiku tv six best picks

you should never go
on vacation because something
bad will happen

Die Hard(s) (me)
`

“they were out of
sixteen milimeter so i
got you two eights”

Gracie Allen film for son
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“i can’t be impossible”
“i exist” “you mean
i’m improbable”

Sheldon on Big Bang Theory
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“‘Fishy Bass Film’ sea
it now on a Scale of one
to ten it’s a ten”

Dr. Katz
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“no no you’re not
bothering us we’re just making
out bills and crying”

Bob Newhart to his reverend ,may be rerun
`

“you know it’s still
our anniversary i was
hoping you’d say that”

White Collar

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“tell me that you don’t
spend more money on raymond’s
christmas gifts than mine”

Robert Barone

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“parents don’t fight much
in front of me and wally”
“read a book it’s bad”

Beaver Cleaver
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“don’t worry bout me
pretty fly for a white guy
i drive a golf cart”

Larry Bird The Neighbors
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“white boy steal the blues
just wake up in the morning
in the British Isles

down in Dixieland
since the white boy stole the blues
heard the latest”

Mose Allison “Middle Class White Boy”