no birthday cake bang theory haiku

indignation
when sheldon and leonard’s mother
call him narcissist

two biggest narcissists
she never hugged her son
gave him any praise

no birthday party
she tells him to buy her book
when he needs advice

i don’t have to tell
you about sheldon where would
anyone begin

congratulate her
on her child she says
“why it’s not my achievement”

she isn’t much nicer
bunch of sociopaths
on the good wife

every last member
monotone cold unfeeling
sell their own mother

but a fine actress
cybil birdcage and good wife
bake leonard a cake !