it’s raining men haiku television ten

“is it too much
to hope that you and i might
cross paths again someday”

The Closer
`
“with another mouth
to feed he’s got to keep his
ear to opossum hole”

Charlene / Andy Griffith
`

“he had a loan company
but he missed a payment
they took it back”

George & Gracie
`

“why in G-d’s name
would i need to dream about
another woman”

Modern Family
`

“sometimes i sit at
mr. j’s desk with no pants on
little victory”

The Middle

`

“when i got married
i didn’t get a family
got a freak show”

Debra Barone
`

“he dances with bears
and if he dances backwards
he knows he’s a male”

Gracie Allen
`

“how can i trust you
when you don’t trust anyone
you’ve got to trust me”

Person Of Interest
`
“all the books they’ve got
in the library and that’s
the one you picked”

Brick’s father / Love Story / The Middle

“walter there’e a thin
line between love and hate and
you’re erasing it”

Maude
`

“i want peter florrick
all you have to do
testify against him”

The Good Wife

“do you want me to
show you how to do this
so you don’t hurt yourself”

dance / Jake on Brooklyn 9-9

dine with haiku television nine

Gracie said she can’t
“have oysters at lunch because
there’s no R in it”

George & Gracie
`
(my brother’s best friend
Elliott Gould’s attorney
until his murder)

“now do you just want
to do it like this with no
feeling on my part”

Bob & Carol Ted & Alice
Dyan Cannon to Elliot Gould
`

“if anyone should
spend a night in teen ranger jail
it should be me”

Bob’s Burgers
`

“i will be writing
an order of protection
after this meeting”

The Good Wife
`
“this is going to
happen and there’s nothing you
can do about it”

General Hospital
`

“and the fact that you’re
unhappy proves that you are
not selfish at all”

The Middle
`

“i know we used to
dance together all the time”
“way to kill moment”

About A Boy
`

“come here kiss me Tim
or whatever your name is”
“there will be nightmares”

The Blacklist
`

not late haiku television 8

“three rocks two fingers
and a splash of water Frank
had this every night”

commercial / Frank Sinatra
`

“he didn’t need lipstick
on his face for proof
he knew he’d been kissed”

Gracie Allen
`

” a very important meeting
how to destroy
our competitors”

The Good Wife
`

“oh Chichi I’ll do
anything if it means you’re
mentally balanced”

Marie Barone
`

“WE oh no you had
your chance to be we for like
a year and a half”

Leonard / Big Bang Theory
`

“your smoke alarm’s
going to start beeping at two
forty one a m ”

Person Of Interest
`

” I think it would be
better if we just let things
happen naturally”

The Middle

“I don’t know but could
you need it right now just to
get me through the day”

Ray Barone / Everybody Loves Ray
`

“look my heart breaks
for you and your family
and what you have gone through”

“it’s a little bit
early in our investigation
to know that”

Blue Bloods
`
“whatever you just
did for him you won’t ever
have to do again”

Law And Order SVU

no birthday cake bang theory haiku

indignation
when sheldon and leonard’s mother
call him narcissist

two biggest narcissists
she never hugged her son
gave him any praise

no birthday party
she tells him to buy her book
when he needs advice

i don’t have to tell
you about sheldon where would
anyone begin

congratulate her
on her child she says
“why it’s not my achievement”

she isn’t much nicer
bunch of sociopaths
on the good wife

every last member
monotone cold unfeeling
sell their own mother

but a fine actress
cybil birdcage and good wife
bake leonard a cake !

haiku tv four or 3184 or something

“don’t condemn a
whole group of people for the
actions of a few”

Archie Bunker said this

`
“get Psychology Today
tomorrow, get Tomorrow’s
Health today”

Bob Newhart
`
“Herb she’s married her
legs are no longer under
your jurisdiction”

The Mothers-In-Law
`
“you are a scorpion
and every word out of
your mouth is a lie”

Covert Affairs
`
“now i’ve never heard
of a reverting dog who
didn’t stay that way”

Columbo
`
“believe me no one
wanted to give you a baby
more than i did”

General Hospital
`
“i haven’t said
anything in two days and
nobody even cared”

D J on Roseanne
`
“he can hate brussel
sprouts, he can hate white people
he can’t hate football”

King of Queens
`
“you have two hours
to collect your belongings
and leave the country”

“this isn’t a test
case Rick it’s how we do business
it’s what we do”

The Assets
`
“do you need a math
tutor because the department
will provide one”

“shot in line duty
ouch you ran over my foot
incredible pain”

Brooklyn Nine Nine
`
“i have no idea
what either of you are doing
but let’s shut up”

Uncle Junior (sopranos) as judge on Good Wife
`
“bring five dollars for
gas and change your shoes you may
have to push the car”

Axl to Sue on The Middle
`

famous dr. quotes;it isn’t the good wife

(why i wrote these quotes last night,i have no idea, before watching the good wife this morning. apparently you can sue mosquitoes ).
dr pc: 23 years old ,after 1.5 years “one of the mosquitoes in st. thomas was carrying something” …..”CFIDS” ..”don’t go to any other countries…warm climates… stay here”
“blood freeze dried at NIH”.
“no, people who have been ill for over 5 years don’t get well from this…”

optometrist: “are you 28 or 88”
dr h: “worst case of fibromyalgia i’ve ever seen” he also has fibromyalgia.
dr sa:”your picture is under catastrophe in the dictionary” laugh..he said” it’s not funny.i’m serious”.
dr sh :” bless your heart you have been badly damaged from toxic black molds”
GI :” i can hear you coughing across the buiding” (10 story over 100 drs)
dc union station 7 year old: on way to johns hopkins “do you have SARS”
asian men in georgetown elevator: laughing “do you have SARS”

dr al: 3 types of mold “aspergillius, pen and stachy…the scale goes to 7 for stachy.you are 6.7..i’ve never seen it that high”.

dr as: “i can’t give you this cough medicine anymore , because of michael jackson”….
dr. r: “you are like a tv, with the volume turned to high”…
dr. ml:lyme disease apparently since age 7,mercury poisoning and leaky gut”
“if i was as ill as you are i would be a nervous wreck too”
7 years earlier , chiropractor said “you must have leaky gut- no one eats as many vegetables as you” ..juicer 2 X/day/ 9 months before this comment
chiropractor also to patient : patient : ” she has a bad cough” chir: yes she has been coughing like that for 1.6 years ..patient: i know”.

gee baby it’s cold outside indoor haiku :
Remembering quotes

famous drs.,forgetting

appears difficult.