it’s raining men haiku television ten

“is it too much
to hope that you and i might
cross paths again someday”

The Closer
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“with another mouth
to feed he’s got to keep his
ear to opossum hole”

Charlene / Andy Griffith
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“he had a loan company
but he missed a payment
they took it back”

George & Gracie
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“why in G-d’s name
would i need to dream about
another woman”

Modern Family
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“sometimes i sit at
mr. j’s desk with no pants on
little victory”

The Middle

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“when i got married
i didn’t get a family
got a freak show”

Debra Barone
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“he dances with bears
and if he dances backwards
he knows he’s a male”

Gracie Allen
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“how can i trust you
when you don’t trust anyone
you’ve got to trust me”

Person Of Interest
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“all the books they’ve got
in the library and that’s
the one you picked”

Brick’s father / Love Story / The Middle

“walter there’e a thin
line between love and hate and
you’re erasing it”

Maude
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“i want peter florrick
all you have to do
testify against him”

The Good Wife

“do you want me to
show you how to do this
so you don’t hurt yourself”

dance / Jake on Brooklyn 9-9

dine with haiku television nine

Gracie said she can’t
“have oysters at lunch because
there’s no R in it”

George & Gracie
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(my brother’s best friend
Elliott Gould’s attorney
until his murder)

“now do you just want
to do it like this with no
feeling on my part”

Bob & Carol Ted & Alice
Dyan Cannon to Elliot Gould
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“if anyone should
spend a night in teen ranger jail
it should be me”

Bob’s Burgers
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“i will be writing
an order of protection
after this meeting”

The Good Wife
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“this is going to
happen and there’s nothing you
can do about it”

General Hospital
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“and the fact that you’re
unhappy proves that you are
not selfish at all”

The Middle
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“i know we used to
dance together all the time”
“way to kill moment”

About A Boy
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“come here kiss me Tim
or whatever your name is”
“there will be nightmares”

The Blacklist
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“three rocks two fingers
and a splash of water Frank
had this every night”

commercial / Frank Sinatra
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“he didn’t need lipstick
on his face for proof
he knew he’d been kissed”

Gracie Allen
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” a very important meeting
how to destroy
our competitors”

The Good Wife
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“oh Chichi I’ll do
anything if it means you’re
mentally balanced”

Marie Barone
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“WE oh no you had
your chance to be we for like
a year and a half”

Leonard / Big Bang Theory
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“your smoke alarm’s
going to start beeping at two
forty one a m ”

Person Of Interest
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” I think it would be
better if we just let things
happen naturally”

The Middle

“I don’t know but could
you need it right now just to
get me through the day”

Ray Barone / Everybody Loves Ray
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“look my heart breaks
for you and your family
and what you have gone through”

“it’s a little bit
early in our investigation
to know that”

Blue Bloods
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“whatever you just
did for him you won’t ever
have to do again”

Law And Order SVU

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“that’s my mother
mona lisa is the girl
nat king cole sings about”

Gracie Allen/ painting of Mona Lisa
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“if if’s and buts were
candy and nuts we’d all have
a merry christmas”

Sheldon
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“i have a rather
remarkable collection
of wine and handcuffs”

Mom
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“and of those three months
how long have you been a
demented sex pervert”

Sheldon to Mom

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“Brick that was cute
at the block party but we’d all
had a lot of beer”

The Middle
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“those two i wish they’d
just get a room already”
pretend didn’t say

Benson / SVU
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” i only repeat
myself once in twelve hours
you caught me on it”

The Millers
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“if he’s not retired
why does he buy his pants
at the pharmacy”

Robert Barone

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“sorry i’m just about
to enter sprinkle city
got a problem”

Cap’n Holt / Brooklyn-99
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“beautiful woman
with a lot to offer
shall we make an offer”

Modern Family
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“the only coupon
i want is unlimited
leave me alone time”

The Middle
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“but safety concerns
went out the window two
apple juices ago”

Sheldon afraid of potty on plane
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“how long does it take
for a birthday cake to fly
to san francisco”

“if your father wants lunch
tell him i left a dollar
in his wallet”

Gracie Allen
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“i don’t want a nap
i don’t need a nap and
i’m not taking a nap”

The Millers
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“you would know that what
i’m going to do is
exactly the answer”

Blue Bloods
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“you’re calling me a
heartless dictator or MOM”
“exactly the same”

Everybody Loves Ray
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“yeah debra and i
have always dreamed of having
a marriage like you”

Ray to Marie
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“i’m going to be
mrs. luke spencer again”
“made me work for that”

General Hospital
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“temporary tattoos
can save a child’s life
tonight at eleven”

news in haiku
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