haiku tv V like chanel

“why must you fight with
your model if you have to fight
fight with your wife”

Gracie Allen

“i’ve had three kids you know
these were not just for show
these were working breats”

Debra / Everybody Loves Ray
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“we’re taking the hit
but blaming me i thought we
had each other’s back”

Benson on Law & Order SVU
`
“i’d like a bottle
of your eight dollarest please”
your finest wine sir

Brooklyn 99
`
“oh doctor hartley
doris under sedation
is christmas enough”

Mr. Peterson on Bob Newhart
`

“i like the way you
laugh at that likes it not a
possibility”

The Trip
`
” she’s been going on
about that thing like it’s king
tut’s golden undies”

Frank Barone on Everybody Loves Ray
`
“which one is starsky
well obviously the one
on the driver’s side”

Raising Hope
`

“he used to walk
on his tiptoes so he wouldn’t
wake himself up”

(sleepwalking) Gracie Allen
`

“look how cute you look
in your little pajamas
got a back trap door”

Everybody Loves Ray
`

be there , haiku tv

“would you like a brazillian
for your landing gear
i like a big bush”

Very Small Business
_
“oh mrs. barone
why are you taking your clothes off
i’m the dentist ”

Everybody Loves Ray
___

“but you are a man
spirit flows through us we’re all
estro geniuses”

Bob’s Burgers

___
“what the bloody ell
are you talking about matthew
need a lie down ”

The Librarians

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“i want small olives
the little ones make the sandwiches
look bigger ”

George & Gracie
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“sitting there watching
you coo over my pigeon
it looks delicious”
`
“gorgeous wonderful
that’s very sexy chocolate
it’s good actually”
`
“come come mr. bond
do you get as much pleasure
from killing as i ”
`
“your mussel broth sir”
“imagine that being cooked
in your own juices ”
`
“the pork belly
has made me kind of amorous
yeah it will do that”

The Trip
___

“in life there is no
such thing as a perfect
time for anything”

Castle
___

“one time i played seven
minutes in heaven i
was hit by a bus”

Two Broke Girls
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