Tower of Babel Haiku::~~~
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Tropical fish what~~~
Language do they speak do they~~~
Understand English..~~~
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Okinawa Haiku::~~~
Makes you live longer~~~
Okinawa calcium~~~
Commercial says so.~~~
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L.A. GRAFFITI (STICKERS): THE “FONZ”
Family Guy Haiku:~~~
Episode:the father, the son and the holy fonz~~~
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Peter Griffin prays~~~
At the church of holy Fonz~~~
But Fonz is Jewish.
fortune cookies
Fortune Cookies:
three days ago i put all the silly myrtle beach fortunes away.then i found a new one, i didn’t understand. it said the day you learn to laugh at yourself, you will grow up.an hour later , maryanne read this . i burst out laughing, even though it was not meant to be funny. i was very angry , when i wrote this last july, but i understand why charmaine is always laughing at me, now and understand myrtle beach fortune cookies.
Shame on you mitt romney for pretending hillary is backing you .shame on you for thinking floridians are stupid.shame on you for using a 2008 clip of clinton running for president and misleading americans.shame on you for calling other people names that you obviously are,or you would not be using fake clips. shame on you for approving the message.shame on you mostly for driving, with your dog on top of the car ,during a long trip for your vacation.and shame on anyone who would have given you a dog and shame on anyone who would give you a dog in the future. and thank-you david letterman .
which missing person will be on tv
how do they decide who to put on tv. there were rumors , a few years ago, that you had to be a missing ,young ,pretty ,white american ,blond .but, last night i heard a comedian say that the only missing people were that type. he said hollywood is to blame, because serial killers only kill pretty white women , on film.they cause sociopaths in real life to do the same thing. he said if you are ugly, they will not kidnap you.
i’m not sure he knows what he is talking about, but it makes you think and it seems like the cases that get to the news channels,all have rumors,of sex, drugs…..i have never not believed anything “you will not believe”. tell someone in your family to spread all kinds of rumors,in case you heaven forbid, go missing.that way many more people will be searching for you, because you will be on the news.
what i don’t understand is why there is no news about Gloria Helfrich’s murder. how does a grandson stab his grandmother 93 times and that’s the end.
Florida hotel tales of pizza criminals
we called the police after another guest found the criminal , brazenly throwing flyers under doors on the first floor ,feet away from the front desk.the guest said he thinks he saw the same guy , when he was on vacation here last year.three of us watched the tall thin guy dressed in all black , with his backpack full of flyers , slowly walk out the back door,like he didn’t have any fear or a care in the world. he knew we were watching : we were scared he might have a knife.he must be very good, to not have been caught , for a year, and loyal, and making a lot of money.
there was a flyer under the door and i wondered if the police could get fingerprints ,off the flyer, but there are a lot of more important crimes, murders ,they must be busy trying to solve.
tomorrow is national carrot cake day. i’m starting early and tried giving the ducks carrot shavings..google must be wrong.they don’t like lettuce or carrots.they like only friday’s breadsticks.they weren’t very happy they had to swim halfway across the lake and walk up onto the bank for carrots.
ducks must be very smart , to recognize people. someone told
me how, she lived on the intercoastal waterway and ducks flollowed her car into the garage, waiting to be fed and sometimes they would hear a knock at the door and no one was there , until you look down and see a duck or a turtle and sometimes crabs would run into the house , when they got home.
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