from ray’s daily 2/21…call me ocd , counting words, but a haiku:
” a true friend is someone/ who reaches for your hand/ and touches your heart”.
if you are sad mr. ray will make you laugh everyday and share his knowledge.

Ray's Daily

Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.

Cherokee Indian Proverb

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Sometimes I don’t get up early enough to do all I need to do and this is one of those days. I attended one of my favorite theatre company’s preview of their next season last night so I needed a little extra sleep today. Now I am off to back to back meetings that will load up my morning so please forgive me and hopefully enjoy this Daily from the past.

Rays Daily first published on February 22, 2005

Saturday I lost a friend who was only 66 years old, today I learned that a colleague from my UNIVAC days died at the age of 58 while he was making final arrangements for his Florida retirement home. Over the years I have lost too many friends as they died before their time. I consider myself fortunate that I…

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on june fifteenth,, last week they had the peeper and let him go. i wrote, i couldn’t believe this and of course he would keep doing this, but i had no idea, he would try again , so soon. he hasn’t taken a break. on, wftv tonight, they are showing his sketch artist drawing…when people catch him, trying to break in, he is so bold, he stops and has conversations , with his victims.the first woman, who saw him looking into her bedroom identified the sketch as him.i’m guessing the police told the sketch artist, what this guy looked like.he has broken  into several homes.that’s the term channel 6 used, but they rattled off a list of communities he attacked.he strikes between 4 ;00 am and 5:00 am.

speaking of attacked: bears are still roaming the streets. yesterday, two black bears were caught ,on camera fighting in someone’s yard.people were…

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in orange county, florida ,a woman was in bed and saw a man peeping through the window. she jumped up. he tried to break in, but her husband scared him away. she told police, what he looked like. they caught the guy and she identified him, but they let him go, they told channel 9, something like they couldn’t get his prints. what? do you think, he will not go try the same thing again and probably kill someone?

we aren’t going to put anyone else in jail for writing with pink ,crayola chalk on the sidewalk, so who will go to jail now?

tuesday in  everglades city,, an alligator ended up with a man’s hand, airboat captain wallace weatherholt. game and wildlife  removed the hand from the alligator’s stomach, but it’s a 2nd degree misdemeanor to feed alligators.he faces up to six months in jail if he is found…

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bob’s burgers : specals today VI

the barbara strei sandwhich Guilt free Trip burger (it’s fat free).
Rizzoli and 1000 Islesand dressing burger.

the barney and michelle”fife-pfeiffer” burger comes with piedpiper apple pie and smoky cheddar.

the tony soprano gee i’m hungry i just murdered someone Cereal killerburger.

for the kids: “mother goose” no fair Peeking duck burger.

Wonderwoman’s 6 million dollar burger served on wonder bread.

chase this barney rubble “yip rock heresy” jazzburger with a bloody mary on the rocks.

jim cramer’s Lightning ground Round booyahburger.

the epatha merkerson cap’n crunch burger, (because there isn’t a lt. burger and after 16 years she should be a captain).

valentine’s day burger:
hello Bob New Hart s of palm burger,served with new potatoes,instead of fries.

jeanne tripplehorn ,when you have 3 wives “big love” burger.

bob’s burgers:larry david specials V

larry david daily special burger :
your aunt died, but i want to go play golf this Morningstarsausage farm burger,
i have khaki tent pants ,so why not Tentedburger with aluminum foil to seal in the juices ,
don’t drink out of my glass celophane noodle shrimp and whynot porktooburger,

bob’s specials today:
“analyze this” billy crystallized ginger burger (it looks marvelous),
the jimmy falLondon broil burger ( never ever ever served with mayonnaise
he really loves this burger)
bewitched and “Beware” samantha and sammy davis jr “too close for comfort” food double burger,
“the cougar-cogat burger” another delicious pairing of courtney cox and bandleader violinist xavier cugat,
paul simon “you can call me spinach Al fredo burger,
frank sinaTravolta burger will make you sing and dance
the Brittany “Gimme More” Spears of asparagus burger,
the caspar weinberger, you guessed manischewitz wineburger,
Mama Cass t a net over this swordfishburger,
marie barone steak pizzaiola burger with homeade RAGU and Taragon sauce on panfocaccia,
rick SpringonionField served on a field of mixed greens,
and “The Closer” thank-you peppermintpattyburger with reeses pieces on the side

Universal Orlando Hotel Tales: People are Crazy

It was arouund 10:30  and i was wondering if the golf ball sized mosquito bites, on my arm.,that look like another hotel from st. thomas in 1983, were like amnesia.on tv, someone hits you on the head and you get amnesia. then 10 years later, you hit your head again and then you remember who you are.of course the fire alarm goes off.the hall is not breathable.you go outside, with a lot of hotel guests, who like you are choking.you are used to ckoking, from toxic mold, for 11 years, but now many people are coughing and what do crazy people do outside. they smoke cigarettes. there’s a fire , so of course it’s logical to start smoking .they forget their keys to go back to the room, but heaven forbid, they forget their cigarette.i could not turn any way to get clean air. you go inside and sit in the lobby, and listen to the alarm beeping ,and people come next to you with cigarette smoke on their clothes,while you’re coughing.the entire second floor was unbearable.the front desk was trying to decide what to say to the guy who started the fire.”because you are intoxicated, we don’t feel the hotel is safe”…..he wouldn’t have understood anything they said, because the alarms were going off and he didn’t get up out of bed.they had to go open the windows and he didn’t move.later they called and told him, he would be leaving with police, if he didn’t leave soon.and he will probably have a 500.00 charge on his credit card, like the person,who woke me at 9;30 a few weeks ago, burning toast. why are people so dumb on vacation. they don’t start fires at home.

after a few hours you try to go back, to your floor , of course the fire was across the hall from you and your key doesn’t work.this happens 3 times: 3 times you have to go back to the lobby. the lobby they sprayed to get rid of smoke.i wonder what the nightmares will be tonight. tuesday it was the faellas. wednesday it was black bears chasing me and bubbulah.no more news for me. they just let the black bears roam free now in orlando.and i think the other nightmare was because the faellas are out on bond.unbelieveable that they can even get bond.i wonder how many new guns they have now.

Craigslist Scams /florida hotel tales

what are the odds? the very first time, you ever look at craigslist, the first thing you find is  a scam.the price wasn’t low, it just happened to be a new condo, to rent.this man said he was a missionary in another country.in the end he would send the keys , after you sent him money, but he was never going to send the keys.he probably wasn’t even a man, and didn’t own the condo.

now there is a note that says beware of people , who are out of the country.tonight i see people in myrtle beach ,on craigslist have issued there own warnings, in ads, about this same thing. one lady was going to move there with her little girl and lost three months of rent, to a woman who said she was a missionary.if anything sounds too good to be true, it is.i knew there was something wrong with that man, because he was telling me about a floor that didn’t exist.it took a person from russia, to tell me it was a scam.he wanted me to leave , at christmas for some reason, maybe to rent it to someone else and steal more money.in myrtle beach , some people take pictures from real listings and pretend they own them, and lower the price. i wish i hadn’t just heard this, because  i believed ocean front  condo /575.00  a month was real, when the resort sells it for 1360.00 a month.

New Orlando Gang Rape Strategy

Don’t let this happen to you:you see a little boy, who tells you he is lost and gives you his address. do not take him there. it isn’t his home.what you will ,instead find , gang members who will rape you and destroy your life.a bunch of ****&^%*()++%^#@ horrible criminals, who obviously should be in jail, who are teaching young children to be sociopaths and that is the nicest thing they are doing.if you see a child , who says this, stay where you are or go inside a safe place and call the police.if he is lost, the police know what to do.they take advantage of people who are nice and destroy them. thats what sociopaths do. it doesn’t pay to be nice.it’s a horrible world, when being nice causes the end of your life.that’s the world ,we live in and it wouldn’t be that way,if sociopaths and psychopaths were in jail, where they belong.there are 1700-1900 gang members in orlando, florida who are members of 70 gangs.

for a few weeks , i have been trying to figure out why people who are standing outside universal orlando walgreens keep asking me if i have a lighter.i am the last person ,in the world, who would have a lighter. what is the probability that they would ask me,of all people,over and over.it must be some type of crime ,i am starting to think. maybe when you open your handbag, they run away with your money.