first year in d.c.

told him he wasn’t
gary condit and i wasn’t
chandra levy

this was the same year . no one knew what had happened to chandra & they were blaming condit. there was a story about some guy running around attacking women jogging in rock creek parkway, while listening to music. that’s what chandra was doing. but our stupid laws let murderers run around too long.. the newspaper said this guy attacked two women but he didn’t kill them.apparently, that means you have to do the exact same thing every single time or you aren’t a suspect. i knew it was him from the beginning. it wasn’t that hard to figure out.it took years….

boyfriend from ” two jews and a cowboy cafe ” , said one day , he was signing fake names , when he came to visit me & my answer was apparently a haiku & we laughed , but it wasn’t funny. when he said that i thought , at least there are cameras everywhere in this building. my cab driver / policeman had a talk with him, the first day, but i was from s.c. & he was from boston & all i could think of was gary condit , when he said that.i didn’t want to be paranoid. no one had mentioned the murdering criminal in the park yet. maybe he thought his real name was too famous.

sheep part I

some people count sheep
counting coincidences
it’s like noah’s ark

wed chiropractor
supervisor ATF
was second boyfriend

then jewish reporter
USA Today
another exact same

ATF first job
used to be an ambulance
in NY City

he said people step
over someone having heart attack
on sidewalk

now works for police
at one federal plaza
during 911

lone chiropractor
can say he was husband
so that doesn’t count

~

friday oreo fracking haiku: jim cramer

yesterday after cramer’s words
turned into a haiku, i realized even the columns , the songs he reads in USA Today turn into haiku, when the song he was talking about started playing in my head:

“i’m so dizzy my

head is spinning like a whirlpool

that never ends”.
`

and a jazz haiku:
nat king cole
written by: harry warren and mack gordon
“there will never ever be another you”
~
“how can they come true

never be another you

dream a million dreams”.
~

jim cramer’s oreo fracking haiku

(it’s all in the mix)
“you should mix m&m’s

and oreo cookies

in fracking fluid”.

(the don)
“mcdonalds ceo

mixes low fat cooking

and good tasting food”.
`
(cramer the poet)
“traders buying tech

investors buy household names

i buy you cramer”.

(trend)
buy their grocery

peeps ” are doing peter lynch”

i shop at target”.

(atlanta)
“go out on your own

leave your mother-in-laws house

use trucks for fracking”.
`
(don’t mention I)
“inventories up

follow it to the letter

earbuds – heaven’s sake”.
`
(usa today)
“dizzy head spinning”

“it’s my favorite paper”

sherwin paint my place.
`
(point?)
“at a certain point

not based on chinese imports

someone take profits”.
`
(classic commercial)
someday is today

” a good day to take profits”

honeywell catch phrase.
`
(was)
“agra, mosaic

mcdonalds makes me feel good

i shop at target”.
`
(me too :bank of america)
only 12 points now

“i bought it at 48”

coincidences.
““
jazz “exactly like you” haiku

“know why i waited

knew just around the corner

somebody like you”.