haiku television eighteen super bowl sunday

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“i don’t want to
seem dramatic but today
has been suboptimal”

andre braugher brooklyn 9-9

you went from Homicide
bottom of the ocean
in a submarine

but you’re back baby
funnier than everyone
you’re stealing the show

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“then he told me
he was worth more dead than alive
to his family”

can someone tell us
how they always have time
to sit down to dinner

Blue Bloods
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“i don’t think this warrant
is legit because it’s signed
by judge judy”

“i’m not looking
for a decent human being
but a good doctor”

The Closer
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At 10:00 EST

show of hands
how many turned on the superbowl
to watch the blacklist

” even the blacklist
couldn’t have as many twists and turns
superbowl”

Some Guy On NBC

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“do me a favor
if you don’t need to be in here
don’t be in here”

Law and Order
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“Hogette is gonna
marry the taxidermist
who sewed up her head”

Ernest T Bass / Andy Griffith

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