haiku tv sixteen

.
“you found jack (nothing)
the FBI found jack
I found him and his name IS Jack”

The Closer

“the voices in your head
are telling you you’re crazy
don’t believe them”

David Letterman

“i’m going to go
to the deli anyway
terry loves kreplach”

Terry on Brooklyn 9-9

“allergic to ducks
i won’t invite you to my
duck duck goose party”

Bob’s Burgers

“one for the lady
and one for the car ride
to pick up the lady”

box of chocolate / Mike and Molly

“i was curious
to know how glue tasted
like a horse lollipop”

Brooklyn 9-9

“sounds like somebody
was baptized in a river
of good good lovin”

Mike and Molly

“if you can’t afford
your medication astra
zenica will help”

Commercial

this has been driving me crazy for possibly 7 years, and not because it was a haiku and now it isn’t.”only my hairdresser knows for sure”. (just realized i could make my own commercial. only hairdresser knows for sure, when i got lyme disease, at age 7 ,in her woods , covering her driveway , behind liberty life insurance company and i had their health insurance, but i never found out,about the lyme, until 3 years ago).

back to astra zenica,when this commercial first came out, this is what they said.then 3 days later, i hear “may be able to help”& ever since….maybe their lawyers told them to change this, but i know when it first came on tv it was : will help.

bob’s valentine burger specials IX

how deep (fried) is your love, how deep (fried) is your love
for this bee gee’s burger?

we will we will rock (lobster) you burger.

let’s get a physical, phsical after this greased lightning burger fried in coconut oil.

olivia newton john ny cake & Waterloo buffalo burger.
choice of :have you never been (marsh) mellow for desert or fig newton pie. drinks: please mr. pib please or Something Better To (mountain) Do.

like donny and marie ,she’s a little bit country and he’s a little bit rock n roll :the oliva newton john travoltaburger.

beauty school drop out burger served on Braided challah.

NOAA’s ARKIN burger: named for a pair of arkins : alan and adam.

Northern Exposure: adam and eve
wild alaskan salmon burger.

the wagner powers celery “Hart To artichoke Hart” burger.

the mary tyler perrier mooreburger, braised in perrier water.

bobs burgers special today VIII

everything will be illuminated by your Elijah maple Wood grilled burger:it will give you happy feet,

you will Wander and Lust for a paul rudd icchio balsamic glazed
peccorino burger,

oh the Silver Lining of a 14kt gold flaked Robert this won’t cost you a D eniro burger,

the Last Stand ing rib roast ed schwarzenegger burger,

an andy grif fith of vodka otisslammerburger,

set yourself free with Quentin’s quinoa orange pilaf without the Pulp fictionburger,

think about the modern philosopher’s green tea leprechaun burger,

really could go for the Mother Goose peeking duck burger today, but it isn’t vegetarian.maybe tofutti goldberg from “Overboard” can make it with tofu …

bob’s burgers VII

don’t be afraid to bite this: adam and eve gardenburger,

Eliot “ain’t Ness essarily so” beer burger,

barefoot in the park er house roll sliders,

don’t be Blind Side ed by this sandra bullock Proposal burger,with onion Rings.

Reach er for tom cruise’s Vanilla bean Sky blue cheese burger,

jack ben ihana’s teppanyaki burger,

jimmy mchugh dorothy fields Exactly Like Ewe’s milk cheeseburger,

the harry connick “Bear Necessities” jr burger ,only ketchup added.

bob’s burgers:larry david specials V

larry david daily special burger :
your aunt died, but i want to go play golf this Morningstarsausage farm burger,
i have khaki tent pants ,so why not Tentedburger with aluminum foil to seal in the juices ,
don’t drink out of my glass celophane noodle shrimp and whynot porktooburger,

bob’s specials today:
“analyze this” billy crystallized ginger burger (it looks marvelous),
the jimmy falLondon broil burger ( never ever ever served with mayonnaise
he really loves this burger)
bewitched and “Beware” samantha and sammy davis jr “too close for comfort” food double burger,
“the cougar-cogat burger” another delicious pairing of courtney cox and bandleader violinist xavier cugat,
paul simon “you can call me spinach Al fredo burger,
frank sinaTravolta burger will make you sing and dance
the Brittany “Gimme More” Spears of asparagus burger,
the caspar weinberger, you guessed manischewitz wineburger,
Mama Cass t a net over this swordfishburger,
marie barone steak pizzaiola burger with homeade RAGU and Taragon sauce on panfocaccia,
rick SpringonionField served on a field of mixed greens,
and “The Closer” thank-you peppermintpattyburger with reeses pieces on the side

bob’s burgers special today IV

bob’s burgers daily specials IV:
sheldon “bazinga” spaghetti and tiny hot dog burger
the big bang ladesh burger with yogurt lentil sauce
the gluten free grainfed tofu soy free burger
share this :Sony side up and Cher burger
“take five” Brew (bru) Beck beerburger
the myrtle beach boys II men Apocalypse burger
the “fiddler on the roof” of your mouth peanut butter and banana burger and desert apple strudel
cootie williams Ain’t the gravy good on this parmesan crusted steakburger
cee lo Green tea roasted Red peppers and “Crazy” sweet vidalia georgia onion christmasburger
haloween “hungary for a ghoulash burger
Old christine New england clam chowder burger for the adventurous
hershey kiss today goodbye burger
Meyer lemon tree very pretty burger
rise and shine on harvest moon pie burger
smothers brothers 5 cheeses burger
fire up the grill jalepano burger
school’s out for summer squash burger
pumpkin pie r round not square man hippie burger

bob’s burgers special of the day III

bob’s burgers special today:
your choice the classic Bridget loves Bernie burger served on jewish rye with seeds or the new sitcomburger Bridget loves Bernice burger on ciabatta
larry david burger:
somebody took my chinese shrimp because it’s not kosherburger (served on challah)
jazz burgers:
baby bokchoy it’s cold outside frank loesserburger
the louisjordan ain’t nobody here but us chickens turkeyburger
there’s no place to hide in this Chuck eggplant parmesanMangione burger
dean martini roasted burger (also served with a martini)
antonio carlos jobim me up scotty whiskey burger on rye
i want you to be my baby pumpkin burger with louis jordan almonds
the lieber stoller tuna burger for 3 kool katz
fatz waller “the joint is jumpin” black eyed pea ,new year’s eve hoppin john burger

the jenna Elf man (served on a Shelf of dandelion greens with mistletoe green tomatoes) veggieburger

bob’s burgers:daily special part II

bob’s special of the day: mary hartman-which ,mary hartman-which
more larry david special burgers:
funkhauser nut burger with almond walnut and cashew
don’t play wagner at my wedding or on your lawn chia seed bagelburger
richard lewis meditation yogi urt burger served on a benadryl brownie
alta kocher chronicburger with shwag (guaranteed to keep the opthomologist away)
my dry cleaner put a hole in this burger, burger
abe vigoda gefilte “fish” burger on pumpernickel

family guy specials:
gouda night everybody loves robert loggia(served on focaccia w/ melted gouda)
you made me love you johnny muldoon tickle the ivory key lime burger
stew ie d tomato on a peter bilt burger
brian swings with nat’s frim fram sauce w/ ausen fay burger and chafafah on the side
harry bel a fontina cheese burger
12/30

bob’s burgers : specials of the day, part I

(bob’s burgers I 🙂 swallow this capistrano pastrami burger
once upon a thyme veggie burger
albert r broccoli-burger
kosher dil et tante burger
salmon ella fitzgerald burger
is you is or is you ain’t my baby bel cheese burger?
casey anthony newley wed burger
put a sockeye salmon in it burger
obsessive culinary delight OCDburger
anchovy pasties burger
squash your dreamburger
nat king cole slaw burger
meet you in kentucky bourbonburger
not mushroom at the inn burger
Adam eme and new year’s Eve burger
olivia pope john paul ring o onion burger

larry david burgers:
don’t use the carpool lane on game day venison-burger
my wife may be crashing but my cable is down right delicious burger
have it your way narcissist burger

(for the blackboard behind bob 12/29)