serendipitous haiku III by my love

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“i don’t think i would
walk around at the moment
in my bathing suit

tell me more about
waterproof activities
your ecco trainers

he’s sweeping the court
and making sure everyone
see’s him doing it

they only see the
weakness in the poor, never
see it in themselves

the power of flight
you have an ownership of
space, that we don’t have

it’s not on a cloud
sits on someone’s computer
photos of your life

basically it’s what
they can get away with that’s
how they operate

are you saying i’m
a peddle bin denier
the worst of sins

disdain dynamics
intermutual loathing
who hates who the most

this higher power
handing out sweeties to you
it’s everywhere here

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serendipitous haiku by my love II

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“it was predicted
news would become sillier
in the seventies

the three presented
with their perfect little beards
perfect little suits

(van gogh experts on bbc)

we’re all going to die
not very helpful is it
in a hurricane

frankly some of the
only normal people i’ve
seen here are drunks

what are you doing
sneaking around behind my
view,blindsided me

all you have to do
is rally someone to hate
and they’ll vote for you

(trump)

I answer this guy
when you say look at the sky
you say don’t pun me

Brighton used to be
the liberal capital
country of england

tell me more of your
mosquito and purell tales
wait with baited breath

(mosquitoes like perfume & in purell)

blind leading the blind
paragraph about the beer
no percent content

is your dress dry yet
are you finished with it now
just use my hanger

don’t know how many
years i have carried this bag
but it’s time has come

cross that off the list
things you can do comfortably
can do with your life

(basketball)

doc wife rips scrotum
these are the success stories
of my country

waitresses big smiles
that disappear the minute
they turn the corner

no one would have thought
he’d take the experiment
this far with the jeans

quite a good tee shirt
Apologies In Advance
back lawyer’s email

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