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“i don’t want to
seem dramatic but today
has been suboptimal”
andre braugher brooklyn 9-9
you went from Homicide
bottom of the ocean
in a submarine
but you’re back baby
funnier than everyone
you’re stealing the show
`
“then he told me
he was worth more dead than alive
to his family”
can someone tell us
how they always have time
to sit down to dinner
Blue Bloods
`
“i don’t think this warrant
is legit because it’s signed
by judge judy”
“i’m not looking
for a decent human being
but a good doctor”
The Closer
`
At 10:00 EST
show of hands
how many turned on the superbowl
to watch the blacklist
” even the blacklist
couldn’t have as many twists and turns
superbowl”
Some Guy On NBC
`
“do me a favor
if you don’t need to be in here
don’t be in here”
Law and Order
`
“Hogette is gonna
marry the taxidermist
who sewed up her head”
Ernest T Bass / Andy Griffith
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errinspelling 