don’t die american pie haiku & don’t leave david letterman

watching letterman
bye miss american pie
the day you were born

mother and father
hardly saying what to do
knowing what to do

when to do home work
brush your teeth before you sleep
please go play outside

okay there was that
“this will be the day that i”
please don’t sing i die

i can understand
i cannot sing anyway
why was i singing

so i always stop
just when they get to that part
the day i was born

maybe i’ll sing that
because it is my birthday
and on other days

this will be the day
i make pie , i cannot lie
bake an apple pie

let’s ask dave’s mother
what kind of pie did she bake
cherry billy boy