can’t catch a wave

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a new expression
instead of saying break
can i copyright this

two men trying to surf
one looking at waves
like a mad scientist

surfing in the surf
never getting wet unless
you stumble and fall

he can’t catch a wave
trying to show off his skill
seeing with two eyes

although he has four
his glasses are a hindrance
in this deep water

just when you thought
it was safe to go in the water
three jelly fish

where is your drive thru
pink ribbon ring of onion
clearly see clear pink

question being
will fishermen catch a wave
only fish know for sure

only dry wave
worth catching is on your radio
waveless mattress

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