two limericks & two S.C. looney tunes

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missed me and wants to come by
an hour to dress to say hi
early alzheimer’s or game
i do not know it’s name
every time that he asks seems a lie

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she choked a man
“he took too much of the covers”
the bed they shared

Tina Berryhill Rucker/ Spartanburg S.C. 1/24/15

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boyfriend asleep
Michellle Smart pulls a gun
he resisted advances

Victim Mr. Rucker / Myrtle Beach S.C. /Valentine’s Weekend

she would not take no for an answer
next time just sing tiny dancer
you’re on Santa’s bad list
for using your fist
there will be no gifts now from Prancer

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Rucker a perp in the first & vic in the second.

generals want your pictures

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find you in playboy
and if that’s not bad enough
money goes to him

this is really a question or a public service announcement,interrupting summer. it really is summer in some countries, i keep reading. no one ever told me this before.if it’s true , i want to go there.but this is about generals at skype who want to talk to strangers and steal your pictures.

for two years, i wonder why strangers want to talk to someone they don’t know. i don’t want to be rude & hurt their feelings and click not accept, so i do nothing.i just figured they were people trying to sell something.

then a few days ago it said general so & so wants to talk to you & here is my email ,please accept.this was the second general. i wrote my birthday was in 1915,a year ago, thinking men would stop doing this,if they can see you are 99 years old, but it never stops.

so, last night i decided to google the name & see if it says they are selling stock in general dynamics or something & this is what i find: someone is using general x’s name and they would like to get you away from your skype account and talk to them somewhere else , while they steal your pictures.

OHHH..not that i understood, but someone did steal my pictures, without me ever leaving ,without ever talking to a stranger ,possibly a year ago. i was always hearing the sound of pictures leaving & i assumed it had to be 1 of 2 people , because no one else could. or the hacker,took them. Two asked me for a picture and i said you didn’t take 1700,teasing him, because i knew who took them, i thought.. he said no: why would i ask you . i said ,teasing again, i was trying to get into the mind of the criminal. he didn’t laugh …..

there were never 1700. some appear 25 or 50 times each. every time, you click the photo it lists the photograph again , as a new number.

don’t talk to strangers
they may take your photographs
not give you candy

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scott peterson “dreidel dreidel dreidel” II

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i had a little anchor
i made it out of cement
and when it dried and readied
fishing’s where i went

oh anchor anchor anchor
i made it out of cement
and if you had not caught me
i’d be in mexico in a tent

the mitchell’s they watch football
whether rain or it does shine
but all they saw on that day
were footballs in their mind

oh anchor anchor anchor …

he spoke to diane sawyer
and did pretend to cry
but when he bleached his eyebrows
he got dye inside his eye

oh anchor …

15,000 on his dashboard
his brother’s ID too
his hair he colored orange
he was not going to play through (golf)

oh anchor …

scott will get his cookie
on thursday it is time
i must call my bookie
to bet he does more time

oh anchor …

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i can’t believe i found many more verses, you are welcome bitter ben, for the dreidel song in your head all day.

sung to I had a little dreydl

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scott peterson hanukkah song:

in jail no lovely bodies
just the voices in your head
no strip clubs or hot toddies
and bay mosquitoes in your bed

oh scotty, scotty , scotty….

his uncle’s from alaska
he sees scott once a year
if it had been more often
he’d be crying in his beer

oh scotty, scotty, scotty…

the jury is so bored
yes they try to stay awake
it helps when every witness
says the wrong decision they did make

oh scotty, scotty, scotty…

mark is going to blow it
the jury is asleep
judge D said no more sympathy
but mark told you know who to weep

oh, scotty, scotty, scotty…

(first you have to have followed the trial, remembered for ten years & then you would have to know this song :

“i had a little dreydl
i made it out of clay
and when it’s dry & ready
then dreydyl i shall play”

& how many people could that be?

Band Camp wrote the oh scotty,scotty, scotty part & I cannot remember the words)

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say misty

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they live in a world
where they throw live animals
to alligators

this place florida
so why not a little girl
they have no feelings

this destroys my heart
hoping she was dead before
poor haleigh cummings

everyone she knew
her tiny family
twenty nine arrested

father grandparents
babysitter and brothers
everyone’s parents

have to raise yourself
parents always on drugs
every waking second

steal to stay alive
or just for the fun of it
enjoy selling drugs

your babysitter
lost your dear child forever
so you marry her

a forgiving soul
for a psychopath father
or is she that good

misty croslin
teenage mafia princess
liar above liars

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capo de tutti capi: misty

mirror mirror on the law

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her love is
much too brutal for al-qaeda
so send him to ISIL

met him in prison
while visiting her realative
peruvian

it’s a bad prison
badder than leroy brown
or so they have told us

become pastry chef
conjugal visits in cell
then you marry her

having my baby
what a wonderful way to say
you’re mishuggy

joran van der sloot
two time serial killer
threatened the warden

said he would kill him
for taking his cell phone
the one he shouldn’t have

warden says bye bye
now you will go to andes
twenty below nights

the “baddest” prison
no conjugating conjugal
can’t see your child

lucky little one
no good psychopath father
there should be a law

mother must be fruitier
than cocoa puffs
child doesn’t have a chance

prison break of twenty!
joran reaches andes
you say this is worse?

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All I Can Say Is …


i am a person
of interest in zero crimes
hope you are also

when i was seven
i was in love with
elliott gould’s attorney

in forty years
there will be some funny looking
tattoos men eighty

if you are in a movie
and the phone starts ringing
do not answer

impossible
to follow you if your name is
iamthedevil

i was twenty three
began forgetting words
trying to speak long pause

two high pitched puppies
trying to outdo the other
thinking i won

how much is too much to pay for health insurance?

when the individual coverage was 99.00 a month, that seemed reasonable.then a financial advisor asked principal mutual to keep me forever.they went to 199.00 a month. the next year it was 400.00 a month. then they decided to go out of business, but they really didn’t go out of business, because they are still doing business.another company took over their clients: mutual of omaha.they decided to charge 600.00 a month. around 1999. fortis took over ,then it was 1700.00 a month for a few years, but by 2007 it was 2100.00 a month. now fortis/ assurant is charging 2450.00 a month, for one person.

Daniel Porter arrested in Jerry Perdomo missing firefighter case

A few minutes ago, police arrested daniel porter at the home ,his father lives at, owned by the next door neighbor.Porter came out of the house in handcuffs.a reporter asked porter if he would like to say anything and porter said that he ” did not have time”.

Dive teams and dogs have been searching a pond,in the area.carpet from the home ,was taken for analysis.

which missing person will be on tv

how do they decide who to put on tv. there were rumors , a few years ago, that you had to be a missing ,young ,pretty ,white american ,blond .but, last night i heard a comedian say that the only missing people were that type. he said hollywood is to blame, because serial killers only kill pretty white women , on film.they cause sociopaths in real life to do the same thing. he said if you are ugly, they will not kidnap you.

i’m not sure he knows what he is talking about, but it makes you think and it seems like the cases that get to the news channels,all have rumors,of sex, drugs…..i have never not believed anything “you will not believe”. tell someone in your family to spread all kinds of rumors,in case you heaven forbid, go missing.that way many more people will be searching for you, because you will be on the news.

what i don’t understand is why there is no news about Gloria Helfrich’s murder. how does a grandson stab his grandmother 93 times and that’s the end.