from ringo the sea dog to stewie haiku

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passenger ringo
he doesn’t wear a seat belt
slippery golf cart

how does he do this
i am constantly sliding
holding onto seat

high flying white kite
tail jiggling heebie jeebie
herbie hancock kite

baby on shoulder
woofs holding onto mommie
thinks he’s a baby

drove to mc donald’s
to pick up a midnight snack
no dog home alone

remember stewie
Family Guy left him home
went on vacation

job at mc donald’s
he ate all the hamburgers
so they fired him

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press which button

after almost 11 months 3 weeks, last night,i noticed this orange button here next to your name…normally it has numbers:the button likes to count for some reason.however last night,it appeared to have a tiny tv insde, so i clicked. instead of being able to watch tv, there were a lot of names and information.

but going back to almost a year ago. one day i noticed a picture of someone that looked like they were waving and i thought how sweet, but where did she come from. how did she appear at the bottom of the post ( she really wasn’t waving, but it was many months after this, someone told me about the percentage button). i don’t know how many months,went by before i learned this picture was lesley at bucket list saying hi. i still thought she was waving.another person appeared and he’s a defense attorney and i had to think about why…is he trying to scare me, intimidate…here i am writing about sociopaths and murderers in florida ,want them imprisoned, change the laws, put them under the jail… maybe i should stop, but then i decided he probably really cares about justice and is just doing his job.

how did these tiny people boxes just appear. i think it was november ,when i realized other people were here and you could read what they wrote.only ten months to figure out something : that’s fast for me.sometimes it takes 3 years, 10 years…i said the word thilthy until i was 18 and someone said what? it’s filthy.it was exactly as a stewee / brian cool whip moment.what did you say ? cool WHip. much like sitting at the piano when i was 5 ,waiting to compose like wolfie amadeus mozart,for years, i’m waiting for a button that categorizes to appear.
a few weeks ago, i started a new page for bob’s burger specails, thinking all would just magically appear on that page. they did not.

when i discovered the search box button,i typed in the word snow and sethsnap appeared with lovely photographs of snow.the reason i left northern va for winter. but you can actually see beautiful snow and breathe inside. what will they think of next.apparently a lot of other people had been here the entire time.

the like button sometimes does not understand a fingers press. it just goes around in circles, but i found out this is not my fault. scott said sometimes people with internet explorer cannot click.

no, it isn’t just here. friday i wanted to sell wendy’s stock online, but there was no box or guess what -button…it had been there for the past 5 years , but it disappeared.

some day i will discover where this button is that tells people things like , what the word of the day is….i know it can’t be peter griffin’s : bird is the word. it’s a type of prompt button that tells you what to photograph, what contest to enter…yesterday i saw someone speak about a new yorker contest .i remebered when i was 10,11 & 12 and i would always buy a new yorker to take on the plane ,when i flew to palm beach from s.c.my brother would leave work and come to the atlanta airport and walk me to the next plane. i was smart when i was little.i would have understood buttons. what happened.

bob’s burgers:daily special part II

bob’s special of the day: mary hartman-which ,mary hartman-which
more larry david special burgers:
funkhauser nut burger with almond walnut and cashew
don’t play wagner at my wedding or on your lawn chia seed bagelburger
richard lewis meditation yogi urt burger served on a benadryl brownie
alta kocher chronicburger with shwag (guaranteed to keep the opthomologist away)
my dry cleaner put a hole in this burger, burger
abe vigoda gefilte “fish” burger on pumpernickel

family guy specials:
gouda night everybody loves robert loggia(served on focaccia w/ melted gouda)
you made me love you johnny muldoon tickle the ivory key lime burger
stew ie d tomato on a peter bilt burger
brian swings with nat’s frim fram sauce w/ ausen fay burger and chafafah on the side
harry bel a fontina cheese burger
12/30