“this is uber sauce
they’re not trying to be subtle
going for gold”
The Best Thing I Ever Ate
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“drove all alcoholics
out of manhattan and into
new jersey”
Seth Meyers
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“man you dress like that
in front of the fridge i’ve died
and gone to heaven”
Dan Conner / Roseanne
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“in italy the
two of you couldn’t get
enough of each other”
Frank Barone / Everybody Loves Ray
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“you know they say that
politics makes strange bedfellows
let’s check it out”
Maude
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” you’re trying to tell me
you had a good time
with that old lady”
Reese Witherspoon / unknown movie
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“of course you can sleep
with any woman you want to”
not your sister
General Hospital
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“i’m going in the
other room i should be there
about 3:01”
Jackie on Roseanne
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“i guess she’s just one
of those girls who’s got a hitch
in her get-a-long”
Andy Griffith
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“you just wanted to
get me in bed one more time
before you dumped me”
Becky to Mark on Roseanne
which wasn’t true
because they married
lived happily ever after
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