jim cramer opening 3 days to beach house haiku

“you’ve turned into
sylvia plath this morning
what happened to you”

“agressive shopping
do you own a beach house
remarkable question”

yes remarkable
jim has a magic mirror
should i live that long

“switching back to soy
what do you use baby milk
almond is too sweet”

“they’ve done a lot of
thermonuclear testing
no longer milk based”

velveeta ?

talk about window
“windows is out the window
about agnostics”

“is it real the deal
they are talking about
that it’s seven percent”

“i think that CEO
has gone that’s what people
are talking about”

should you awaken
humorous morning haiku
eye opening bell