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last thing you do
when you leave your home
put the doorbell back together
first task on hand
when you arrive at your new home
unscrew the doorbell
friday doorbell rings
so you jump through the ceiling
how can that happen
fire alarm works
toaster oven sets it off
eggplant parmesan
saturday doorbell rings
screws are safely in drawer
man came to fix locks
how did it do that
he said oh yeah it did ring
bending the wires
so they will not touch
anything important
or out the door it goes
i heard a haiku
while making eggpant parmesan
then i forgot
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law and order
Eames said this about her father
criminal intent :
he has irish alzheimers
he only remembers
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then i realized
possibly funny
because i forgot what she said
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here are two
i heard a few hours later
still criminal intent
go get me
a frappuccino and while you’re out
stab the CEO
you’ll have to
sell your houses now move into
aunt louanne’s rumpus room
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