there was a fifth and 100th anniversary beach haiku

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dogs try to come close
masters allow them free reign
and also free rain

seagull sees tin foil
he likes lay’s potato chips
we like even more

heaven in the sand
december seventeenth
four days listening

and now monday
for the next eleven days
bikini christmas

seventy degrees
twenty first through thirty first
magical powers

two days in a row
dolphin appear just for us
when we mention them

kindness and goodness
beautifully fly off your tongue
happier than lark

because i’m a girl
just a little bit softer
playing on my ear

marguerita songs
love thousands of years ago
before birth of jews

thank-you for making
my father’s hundredth birthday
day to remember

every single day
happiness because of you
prince of all mankind

we have watched birdcage
three times today already
will there be a fourth

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duck duck doughnut ocd haiku

dollars to doughnuts
she’ll return with more doughnuts
restraining order

it’s confidential
a little bit rock n roll
abundance of jazz

ptsd leaps
even though birds are chirping
waves for calming thoughts

constitution duck
swimming while blue ripples pool
someone sneaks behind

bird flies close to you
almost cheek kissing closeness
no animal fear

back legs paddling
time for apple bob again
two days in a row

ocd duck mind
he’s in the exact same spot
mallard in psych ward

no a female duck
we needed two syllables
haiku confusion

after she dries off
she jumps back in onto rope
bobbing other end

this tourette yoga
“put lime in the coconut
and call the doctor”

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bubble wrap him for hanukkah


one year i gave him
twenty seven presents
mr. mishuginah

think it may have been
twenty seven pairs of socks
plus seven presents

one for every night
all of his socks had big holes
he liked it that way?

every week i shopped
tj maxx and other stores
most beautiful socks

ocd shopping
ocd with his big holes
every mall d.c.

cannot remember
any of the other gifts
except for these two

one wasn’t a gift
this is the best gift ever
popping bubble wrap

every day for a month
he popped his bubble wrap
and said he loved it

and when it ran out
probably put me on a plane
in the lightning

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there was no start rectangle

have i recovered?
RPC server fatal
serious error

there was a loud bang
did my pumpkin pie blow up
it started like this

impossible vegan pumpkin pie appears, an egg free recipe & it was gluten free, but i didn’t want to make rice flour, so i searched , until i found someone say coconut flour. that was the perfect idea. so you grind coconut & oat flour.

at 12 pm , a horrible metal bang.inside the kitchen , nothing had fallen. open the oven & oh no my coconut flour blew out of the pumpkin pie, impossible. how could that happen the pie is beautifully whole .it was snowing inside the oven everywhere.

then i remember there were once of twice baked potatoes being baked , under the pie & one potato was perfectly sliced in half & everything was missing. the pie was delicious . i can see why her husband ate six pieces at 153 calories each. i’ve heard of potatoes blowing up. that’s apparently what happens when you poke them only 8 times, instead of seventeen, and have a new oven.maybe the forks here are made for prison and are poke less.

but , when i woke up , i turned on the computer & there was nothing at the bottom of the screen . no start , skype, time, wireless, just: “RPC server is unavailable, fatal error”, for 5 hours.when i look this up. it said microsoft was working on an answer in 2011 & never answered & i remember microsoft support popped up one day , & said it had ended in 2013.

not that i would know what to do or even understand, but when humans tried to explain, no one had this happen, before the computer starts working. and the computer has been acting stranger than usual, the last few days.sometimes , when click on someone, you can see their name , but there are no words on their post, so i delete cookies & then the words appear.

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