Is this a rule

“I’m not Aaron haiku ”

real men don’t eat quiche

therefore i must be a girl

don’t call me Aaron.

“salt peanuts” jazz

i searched for the lyrics of salt peanuts, like a nut. i knew the words: they are ” “salt peanuts, salt peanuts,” “, “”, ” “.

a real jazz haiku
“Murder He Says”

by Jimmy McHugh and Frank Loesser 1942
“talk plainer than that

murder the language of love

every time we kiss”.