Dinner last night haiku

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” to be defeated
opening can of tuna
would be terrible

that is why I like
preparing microwave meals
bip bop boom in bin

a few potatoes
a lot of mucking around
why the rich eat out

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(And Then Breakfast)

big glossy effects
if you watch with the sound off
not much real substance”
(Blade Runner)

eight A M each day
essential leaf blower noise
isn’t essential

I am just waiting
for you to put sunscreen on
hand you can of beans

got rid of Bird Cage
Nicolas Cage is gone too
Bringing Out The Dead
(Amazon Prime Video Movies)

“they sneak apples in
why would anyone want this
maybe meat lovers”
(Quorn Veggie Sausages)

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haiku tv sixteen

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“you found jack (nothing)
the FBI found jack
I found him and his name IS Jack”

The Closer

“the voices in your head
are telling you you’re crazy
don’t believe them”

David Letterman

“i’m going to go
to the deli anyway
terry loves kreplach”

Terry on Brooklyn 9-9

“allergic to ducks
i won’t invite you to my
duck duck goose party”

Bob’s Burgers

“one for the lady
and one for the car ride
to pick up the lady”

box of chocolate / Mike and Molly

“i was curious
to know how glue tasted
like a horse lollipop”

Brooklyn 9-9

“sounds like somebody
was baptized in a river
of good good lovin”

Mike and Molly

“if you can’t afford
your medication astra
zenica will help”

Commercial

this has been driving me crazy for possibly 7 years, and not because it was a haiku and now it isn’t.”only my hairdresser knows for sure”. (just realized i could make my own commercial. only hairdresser knows for sure, when i got lyme disease, at age 7 ,in her woods , covering her driveway , behind liberty life insurance company and i had their health insurance, but i never found out,about the lyme, until 3 years ago).

back to astra zenica,when this commercial first came out, this is what they said.then 3 days later, i hear “may be able to help”& ever since….maybe their lawyers told them to change this, but i know when it first came on tv it was : will help.

fourteen food and fun haiku tv

“this is uber sauce
they’re not trying to be subtle
going for gold”

The Best Thing I Ever Ate
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“drove all alcoholics
out of manhattan and into
new jersey”

Seth Meyers
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“man you dress like that
in front of the fridge i’ve died
and gone to heaven”

Dan Conner / Roseanne
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“in italy the
two of you couldn’t get
enough of each other”

Frank Barone / Everybody Loves Ray
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“you know they say that
politics makes strange bedfellows
let’s check it out”

Maude
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” you’re trying to tell me
you had a good time
with that old lady”

Reese Witherspoon / unknown movie
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“of course you can sleep
with any woman you want to”
not your sister

General Hospital
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“i’m going in the
other room i should be there
about 3:01”

Jackie on Roseanne
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“i guess she’s just one
of those girls who’s got a hitch
in her get-a-long”

Andy Griffith
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“you just wanted to
get me in bed one more time
before you dumped me”

Becky to Mark on Roseanne

which wasn’t true
because they married
lived happily ever after

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