silly summer sitters & a british ankle

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synchronized flying
flapping formation follow
eight seagulls in line

their dance recital
as much fun to watch as perform
“they’ve got the beat”

two college girls
sitting behind me singing
a song they just made up

” do you want to paint
a seashell or paint a birdhouse
for five dollars”

“it doesn’t have to be
a seashell but we only
have each other”

i can’t believe
they made the song seventeen syllables
just for me

you can paint my toenails
because i woke up with
sciatica pain

from crossing my legs
i should not have done this
but me heel feels broken

they borrowed my pen
so i have to stop thinking
impossible task

“he’s a bad mamma jamma”
and he doesn’t even know
what this means

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* this might be funny
when she comes back from sweden
inaugurate song

scott peterson hanukkah dreidel song III

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he needs a food processor
so he can make chopped liver
but what he does not know yet
he’s going up the river

oh anchor anchor anchor
i made it out of cement
and if you had not caught me
i’d be in mexico in a tent

larry should retire (king)
give nancy grace his show ( i didn’t mean it)
she has many more expressions
than his do you know know

oh anchor …

every person here knows
you can’t put perfume on a pig
and when you go out fishing
you get saltwater on your rig

oh anchor …

after the new maid left
the mops they multiplied
never use your own computer
when looking up the tide

oh anchor …

he loves to do the yoga
make toothpaste art you see
he will never see a penny
the court will so decree

oh anchor …

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scott peterson “dreidel dreidel dreidel” II

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i had a little anchor
i made it out of cement
and when it dried and readied
fishing’s where i went

oh anchor anchor anchor
i made it out of cement
and if you had not caught me
i’d be in mexico in a tent

the mitchell’s they watch football
whether rain or it does shine
but all they saw on that day
were footballs in their mind

oh anchor anchor anchor …

he spoke to diane sawyer
and did pretend to cry
but when he bleached his eyebrows
he got dye inside his eye

oh anchor …

15,000 on his dashboard
his brother’s ID too
his hair he colored orange
he was not going to play through (golf)

oh anchor …

scott will get his cookie
on thursday it is time
i must call my bookie
to bet he does more time

oh anchor …

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i can’t believe i found many more verses, you are welcome bitter ben, for the dreidel song in your head all day.

peace and quiet day two haiku?

snowbirds “leaving on

a jet plane ,i don’t know when

they’ll be back again”.

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quiet in the air

oxygen molecules dance

saltwater taffy.

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(“whatcha gonna do when you can’t get swung”)

“whatcha gonna do

be blue when there ain’t no swing

you just can’t get swung”.

“doodlin” & a moo ku

(moo ku) commercial:

cow in the shower

“you can’t stop lookin at me”

real milk rap artist.

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“doodlin”

“usin’ the phone booth

you caught while coppin a wink

makin a few calls.
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waiter got silly

doodlin usin’ the linnen

told me to please quit.
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talkin to my man

and then you draw what you think

had me arrested.
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told me to be cool

he put his arms around me

look at the waiter”.

(this is one snappy tune..no musical notes on the computer…
dada da dada – 5’s
dada da dada……
dada da dada dada…7’s)