new year’s week tv haiku’s

written mostly by the neighbors, family guy and
wedding band:

“cocoa represents

the soul of a woman” while

sports the soul of man

(no fashion sense)

“i don’t want to dress

myself.i don’t want you to

dress yourself either ”

(the neighbors)

“we named those greedy

little monkeys, we can do

whatever we want”

(family guy:stewie to lois)

“just hang it up why

do you have to narrate

everything that you do”.