Universal Orlando Hotel Tales: People are Crazy

It was arouund 10:30  and i was wondering if the golf ball sized mosquito bites, on my arm.,that look like another hotel from st. thomas in 1983, were like amnesia.on tv, someone hits you on the head and you get amnesia. then 10 years later, you hit your head again and then you remember who you are.of course the fire alarm goes off.the hall is not breathable.you go outside, with a lot of hotel guests, who like you are choking.you are used to ckoking, from toxic mold, for 11 years, but now many people are coughing and what do crazy people do outside. they smoke cigarettes. there’s a fire , so of course it’s logical to start smoking .they forget their keys to go back to the room, but heaven forbid, they forget their cigarette.i could not turn any way to get clean air. you go inside and sit in the lobby, and listen to the alarm beeping ,and people come next to you with cigarette smoke on their clothes,while you’re coughing.the entire second floor was unbearable.the front desk was trying to decide what to say to the guy who started the fire.”because you are intoxicated, we don’t feel the hotel is safe”…..he wouldn’t have understood anything they said, because the alarms were going off and he didn’t get up out of bed.they had to go open the windows and he didn’t move.later they called and told him, he would be leaving with police, if he didn’t leave soon.and he will probably have a 500.00 charge on his credit card, like the person,who woke me at 9;30 a few weeks ago, burning toast. why are people so dumb on vacation. they don’t start fires at home.

after a few hours you try to go back, to your floor , of course the fire was across the hall from you and your key doesn’t work.this happens 3 times: 3 times you have to go back to the lobby. the lobby they sprayed to get rid of smoke.i wonder what the nightmares will be tonight. tuesday it was the faellas. wednesday it was black bears chasing me and bubbulah.no more news for me. they just let the black bears roam free now in orlando.and i think the other nightmare was because the faellas are out on bond.unbelieveable that they can even get bond.i wonder how many new guns they have now.

Craigslist Scams /florida hotel tales

what are the odds? the very first time, you ever look at craigslist, the first thing you find is  a scam.the price wasn’t low, it just happened to be a new condo, to rent.this man said he was a missionary in another country.in the end he would send the keys , after you sent him money, but he was never going to send the keys.he probably wasn’t even a man, and didn’t own the condo.

now there is a note that says beware of people , who are out of the country.tonight i see people in myrtle beach ,on craigslist have issued there own warnings, in ads, about this same thing. one lady was going to move there with her little girl and lost three months of rent, to a woman who said she was a missionary.if anything sounds too good to be true, it is.i knew there was something wrong with that man, because he was telling me about a floor that didn’t exist.it took a person from russia, to tell me it was a scam.he wanted me to leave , at christmas for some reason, maybe to rent it to someone else and steal more money.in myrtle beach , some people take pictures from real listings and pretend they own them, and lower the price. i wish i hadn’t just heard this, because  i believed ocean front  condo /575.00  a month was real, when the resort sells it for 1360.00 a month.

Universal Orlando Hotel Tales

a very pretty housekeeper ,at the hotel,in her 20’s has a bandage on her face , next to her eye.someone asked her what happened and she said “i was jumped”.we all said oh no!she smiled and said i’m alright,i’m alright.i’m just thankful to be alive”.you know she is very upset and probably every little thing makes her jump.she will not be over this for a long time.you’re shocked, but you don’t know why, because this type of thing happens here every day, much worse.

tuesday morning ,i fell asleep at 6 am: at 9:30 the fire alarm went off…if i had a nickel for every time the fire alarm went off at every hotel i have been at, for the last 9 years…

last night, a pizza flyer criminal came into the hotel through the front door around 9 pm and i don’t know how i knew what he was. maybe because i have seen so many. i actually forgot about him and when i got out of the elevator, he was throwing flyers under the door and he unbelieveably handed one to me and said thank-you and i was in shock again and didn’t know what to do. you want to say thank-you to someone who gives you something but not a criminal .i didn’t know what to do :throw it at him,throw 100  ,on top of his head, let it fall, give him a dirty look, tell him if it was the last pizza on earth, you wouldn’t order one….i did nothing.

Florida Hotel Tales

It seems like friday the 13th, in universal orlando today.oh look another black bear, 30 feet from someone’s front door today.something tells me they should have been taken off the endangered list, quite some time ago.it is not a good day for breathing in universal orlando. first the chef decided to add something new to the pasta- balsamic glaze, and vinegar and i are not friends.then this woman asked if she could pray for me.apparently that means more than a simple prayer.another seminar in town…it involves touching and changing your religion.then , i had an asthma attack , from the smoke on a man’s shirt.so, after a few hours,i realize i need air, so i stop inside burger king and they had just cleaned and when you open the ladies room, chemicals knock your head off, so i went to walgreen’s and they have what looks like toxic black mold in the vent ,on the ceiling, in the ladies room .the pharmacist had already gone home, so he couldn’t ask “what biotoxins have we gotten into today”. and i couldn’t tell him.so, i go back to the hotel and a man was standing in front of the entrance smoking…in front of both entrances. and this is where i started.after he left, i turned the stove on , something was burning, so i quickly turn it off , but that  doesn’t matter. it will stay in the room  for 8 hours, or longer.

i was away ,for only 10 minutes, to find a new burner for the stove, when the  Stefano’s pizza flyer criminals decided to hit. the pizza flyer MAFIA  are still using the same names that they did last week:  1 stefano’s,  3 romanos and 3 genova .

Universal Orlando Hotel Tales

One day in december, a manager at the restaurant said one day you will own the company.his joke is starting to come true. today,after  lunch , my server gave me a salad to take home , breadsticks for my ducks and a 10.00 gift card.she is so sweet and always gives me things. i don’t think there is a manager there or server, who hasn’t.about a month ago, melissa waited on me. then 2 weeks later she said would you like a diet coke, water, broccoli soup and a house salad with ranch dressing on the side.how could she possibly know that. they are magicians.today, she said she was going to grab me next time, i come in the door , because she never gets me. 

at another restaurant, a woman touches the shade with her finger and i said uhoh and sent gerard a note in the kitchen, that he should dust the shade, before the health inspector comes back.he said tonight. every time he sees me he starts singing errin songs. last week  it was if you knew errin like i knew errin. then he asked geraldine at the salad bar, if she knew errin and she said i don’t want to know errin,like you know errin.everyone’s a comeddiene.later , water started pouring  from the ceiling and i was the only one who noticed… pointing like an irish setter for a few minutes, before anyone looked up and then they ran in the kitchen to get the general manager. it’s a good thing no one was sitting at that table.

the mother of indiana jones took her puppy to the beach, in sarasota, for the week-end ,so he could see the ocean for the first time. another family  checked in and left their dog in the room, to bark for 3 hours nonstop., while everyone complains.they were out enjoying dinner , when the hotel called and didn’t bother to come back.

Universal Orlando Hotel Tales

The elevator door opened around 6 pm, in the lobby and no one was there. in the middle of the floor,sitting still ,it appeared to be a tarantula.the doors closed.what in the world, so i pushed the button and he came back, but he wasn’t a tarantula, he was human hair,in the shape of  a  large spider.i could not quit laughing.someone pushed the button and he came back and they got on the elevator and made a face, but said nothing. a minute later someone else pushed the button and he and his little boy , also looked but rode with the tarantula.then another man got on and kicked the hair to the corner.i’m still laughing.finally, i pushed him out the door and the manager took him away.

three hours later , i walked down the hall to go fax something in the lobby and there was a frog sitting in front of the elevator waiting to go to the lobby.someone isplaying tricks again and they shaped the hair into a frog.how did he even leave the manager and i couldn’t quit crying to ask her how he went back upstairs.

last night a man and a woman and her father and 3 children checked in and they were going to get married last night.he was upset because he had to walk to the pool, even though he has a pool in his home.also, the groom asked if they could just leave the children here forever. then she out of nowhere, tells the children that i was an opera singer and i laughed and shook my head no. so she all of a sudden started speaking like she was from new jersey. “you gonna ahgu wit me”.” she’s gonna argu wit me”.these are all hotel faxing tales.

Universal Orlando restaurant hotel tales

A lot of people have been walking around ,with red t shirts on, that say Thing 1 and Thing 2,since october.today i was getting ready to ask the waiter ,what that means. all of a sudden this woman across the room stood up and asked her husband if he knew what things 1 and 2 are and he said no and she said they are from dr. seuss.

later, the waiter was talking to this nice man from jamaica, who has eaten there, for either breakfast or lunch, for over 6 years.i remember he hugged me thanksgiving,  and new years. while the waiter was standing there, i was thinking about how the servers at friday’s always sit down at my booth and tell me stories, because they are tired. at that moment he sat down.that is the first time, i have ever seen him sit, in 8 months later, he said they are not allowed to sit.everything i thought about happened, so i thought he should go buy a lottery ticket, because i was thinking he would win a million dollars .

Universal Orlando Hotel Tales:They’re Back

Yesterday, just when i was thinking,i was glad i was still here, because some people in northern virginia haven’t had electricity for 12 days, i dropped and stepped on my glasses .there was a hole in one side, but universal orlando waiters are so talented,today, they  know how to pop the glass back into the frame.

Then just when you think it’s safe,the Avatar incompassionate Compassion manipulators come back.they prey on people who really have learning disabilities and other nice people,people who are poor and cannot afford to give them money, but do anyway.they are remorseless, have no pity or tenderness. they are the opposite of compassion and good actors.if someone gives you an Avatar card , your first clue to run will be when you read  that they speak to aliens, not from other countries, but from outer space.the leader was a scientologist, but found a different way to make money, for himself..

Their favorite hotel for seminars  and preying is the universal orlando doubletree hilton. one day, something bad will happen and the victim  will probably sue the universal orlando doubletree hilton

Week of July 4th Pizza Mafia Flyers of Universal Orlando Hotels

These are some of the fake names the pizza flyer mafia is using ,at universal orlando hotels, since tuesday: 3 genova pizza, 3 romano’s pizza, 2 joe’s pizza, 1 bella and 1 stefano’s. and these are just the one’s they got under the door. i stopped some, of them.

At least the mafia isn’t out murdering people.they are just annoying guests , making them ill and stealing their credit cards, breaking into cars and rooms and the occassional attacking a woman.

July 4th orlando hotel tales

you don’t have to get stuck in traffic:you can see fireworks from your universal hotel room in 3 directions.from 9 pm until… universal has their regular 9;32 – 9:48 pm show and to the left of the doubletree you can see more fireworks.then across the highway, at what looks like the outlets, more foreworks and 50 yards away next to the lake there is another machine shooting all kinds of sparkly things.they didn’t go very high in the air, some only went a few inches or 2 feet high.

then, you can watch the news and understand what is wrong,with the world, not just orlando, by two seperate incidents.one , thomas lopez,the lifeguard, was fired for saving a man’s life,because jeff ellis & associates is afraid of being sued . the name of the nurse is not known ,who was there and helped .there not only  is no reward for being a good person , but bad things happen, when you do the right thing.

two, matthew chillcott , who was arrested for being a pedophile in operation cyber child , who spoke to, what he thought was  a child , but really an undercover officer,for 6 months and then went to the  house for sex and was arrested  is demanding his job back now as an elementary school teacher. he is   demanding   …. of course he thinks he should teach children. unbelieveable.tomorrow  we will probably see a lawyer take his case.